A man stood at the gates to heaven and saw St. Jude.He pointed at some clocks behind St. Jude.He asked "What are those?".St Jude said "Those are lie clocks.Everyone on earth has one.The hands move every time the person it belongs to lies.".The man pointed to a clock."Whose clock is that?" "That's Nelson Mandella's clock.The hands have never moved,indicating that he never lied." The man pointed to another clock. "And that one?" St. Jude responded "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.The hands have moved twice,indicating that's he only lied twice." The man then asked "Where's George W. Bush's clock?' St. Jude replied "It's in Jesus's office.He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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