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Blue Rhapsody Ao-chan's Blog


Ao-chan
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A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Christmas
Marc the Maniac
’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread,
Not a person was posting, the place was kinda dead.

Some panties were thrown on the floor without care,
In hopes that the Maniac soon would be there.

Snuggie was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of monkeys danced in her head.

Dommy with her sketchbook, and Emi with her bulb plant,
Were laying on top of Bandit, exhausted from their daily rants.

Tired from moving threads, Dayna was ready for sleep,
While Rosa stopped by for just or a second to say "Meep!"

Sabi was in her pajamas, Urby wore a nightgown of silk,
Ao and MMM were sharing Santa's cookies and milk.

When out on the forum there arose such a clatter,
Fou sprang away from his Playstation to see what was the matter!

On the way he tripped over the sleeping Gatz,
Who was dreaming of girls that were dressed like cats.

Next to him was Jace, with Snake and Glow,
And fresh off a plane from England, the lovely Saiya Neko.

When, what to their wondering eyes should unfurl,
But a Texas pickup truck, with eight petite schoolgirls!

With a hot and sexy driver, so mysterious and dark,
They knew in a moment it must be that crazy Marc.

All the girls awoke and ran to see this guy,
Who whistled, and shouted, and bought them all french fries.

“Now Jacey! Now Pumpkin! Now Snuggie and Sabi!"
"On Neko! On Emi! On Ao, Dea and Urby!"

Even though the girls were different, and some sucked at spelling,
They were all invited in to do a little holiday mud wrestling.

So to the most recent page of the thread they flew,
With a bunch of Gaia gold, and some Monthly Collectibles too.

The Maniac was all pimped out from his head to his foot,
He laughed and he flirted, and kept yelling "w00t!"

A bundle of Star Wars toys he had flung on his back,
He looked like a ***** searching for some "hard candy" to attack.

That jolly ol' lecher brought pie and muffins to share,
And some frilly gothic lolita dresses for the ladies to wear.

His eyes how they twinkled, his smile how merry,
Even when he said "Hey honey, want me to pop your cherry?"

His mouth smelled like Pepsi, and oh so much drool,
And the beard of his chin looked like he hadn't shaved since high school.

The cheesy toothpick he held tight in his teeth,
Reminded everyone that he was really kind of a geek.

He had broad shoulders and some amazingly tight abs,
And was constantly looking for an a** to grab.

He claimed that to women he was a gift from God,
And everyone laughed when they saw him hitting on the mod.

A wink of his eye and a giggle that was quite immature,
For a second they all thought he was having a seizure.

He spoke not a word, but went straight into his dance,
And stuffed his phone number into everyone's underpants.

And after kissing all the girls a dozen times under the mistletoe,
The guys shoved him out the door and insisted that he go.

But they heard him exclaim as he raced off faster than a pikachu,
“Merry Madness to all, and may the Force be with you!!!”





 
 
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