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50 Ways To Annoy Envy By MewMoony 1. steal his headbands, and hide them in random places around the house. 2. randomly scream "POTATOES!!" when he's around. 3. stare at him for no apparent reason, then when he responds, dive under your chair or hide somewhere yelling "DON'T KILL ME!" 4. walk up to him randomly and say: "Get me a baloney sandwich and a root beer." 5. ask him if you can borrow his skirt. When he yells that it's not a skirt, just a new style of shorts, sarcastically agree and walk away. 6. call him a girl. 7. ask him if he's gender confused. 8. ask him if he's gay. 9. ask him what his favorite food is over and over. 10. whenever he asks you to do something, tell him that he's lazy and needs to do something for once in HIS life. 11. walk around singing "row row row your boat!" over and over. 12. whenever things get too quiet, randomly yell: "SHUT UP! You talk too much!" 13. When you're both bored, and he asks what you wanna do, sing the Doom song! 14. Draw a picture of Envy as a chibi and say: "This is what your kid's gonna look like!" 15. Randomly do cartwheels around him. 16. Eat lots of cookie dough and when you're sugar high, jump up and down continuously saying. "I'mreallyhyper! Let'sgosomewhereandkillsomepoeple! WHEEEEE!!!" 17. Make him heart shaped food. When he asks you what's up with the hearts, tell him you like cheese. 18. When you're on a mission together, randomly sit down, and say. "I'm tired." 19. When you're on a mission together, walk up to a random tree and start conversing with it. 20. Fight with a teddy bear. 21. Tell him that the teddy bear talked crap about your mom. 22. Tell him to kill the teddy bear. 23. Bury the teddy in the back yard. 24. Cry at the teddy's funeral. 25. Play with a rubber band, and "accidentally" fling it at him. 26. Laugh when he threatens to kill you. 27. If he chases you, do like in the cartoons and slam a door in his face. 28. When he falls to the ground, unconscious, get really close to his face. 29. When he wakes up, smile obnoxiously and kiss his nose. 30. Braid his hair. 31. Pretend you have amnesia and ask him who he is over and over. 32. Eat lots of cookie dough (repeat #16) 33. Randomly give him a hug every five minutes. 34. When he threatens to kill you, poke him. 35. When he chases you, scream "RAPE!" 36. Look around the house and try to find embarrassing pictures of him. 37. Show them to everybody. 38. Make photocopies and put them all over his room. 39. Buy a block of cheese and name it "Herman" 40. Make him talk to "Herman" 41. Ask him to play a stupid game with you (like hopscotch or something) 42. Cheat and make it look obvious, then argue that you weren't. 43. Stare at him for a long time until he asks you what you want, then poke him in the middle of the forehead. 44. Hide Herman and trash his room. When he asked you why you trashed his room, say you're looking for Herman. 45. Whenever he asks you a question, answer him by saying: "PANCAKES!!" 46. Spread a rumor about him that he has a crush on Lust. 47. Lie and say you didn't. 48. If Envy threatens to beat you up, grin obnoxiously. 49. Jump around like a spastic monkey. 50. Tell him you have a crush on him. Stalking your CB since 2006 Shh... We're hunting shitheads. x Crux · Thu Nov 15, 2007 @ 03:18am · 0 Comments


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