-i just crashed my roflcopter into some lawlermountains
and then i lollerbladed away
-i love dancing around my kitchen naked. lol
-i also love dancing while cooking
-for the next 5 hours your my b***h
-"Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs."
-say the word crisp 10 times fast i swear you will love it 4laugh
xo -- s a m o s e