Me: Hey Sasuke, why the hell is your name Sasuke? question
Sasuke: What the hell are you talking about? stare
Me: Well it's just that your name is Sasuke and in Japanese that means obstacles, but it doesn't fit your personality, because I think your name should be 'Evil b*****d'!
Naruto: =^_^= I agree mrgreen
Sasuke: I AM NOT AN 'EVIL b*****d'!!! I just wanted power to defeat Itachi!!!!
Naruto: then stick a battery up your butt for power.
Sasuke: Well what about Naruto? I mean what the hell is a naruto
Naruto: stressed For you information it's a type of flavoring food that goes in Ramen.....DATTEBAYO!
Me: That makes sense. Then what about your last name? Uzumaki. That means 'whirlpool' or some kind of swirl.
Naruto: Maybe it has to do with the odd swirl on my stomach. *pulls up shirt to stare at odd like swirl on stomach*
Sasuke: figures. stare
Me: and Shikamaru means 'deer' . . . what the hell does deer have to do with Shika-kun?
Sasuke: or Rock Lee, I mean is his first name Rock or Lee?
Naruto: who would name a person Rock anyway?
Sasuke: Yeah and what about Kakashi? He doesn't seem like a scarecrow.
Me: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY HUSBAN!
Sasuke: And Sakura? I know for a fact that she's no F--ing Cherry Blossom!
Naruto: SASUKE! that's mean! Then again she does hit me and you are an Evil b*****d.
Sasuke: GRRR... scream scream scream
Me: And what about Iruka his name means Dolphin.
Naruto: REALLY?!?!?!??!?!?! COOL!!!!! I'll be right back!!!!
Naruto: come on!!! PEOPLE!!! let's get this Dolphin in the tank PRONTO! I CAN SEE IT NOW JAPAN'S EVERY OWN SEAWORLD!!!!
Me: I've got a bad feeling about Naruto.
Sasuke: WTF? Kind of name is Tenten anyway?
It's just like that phone advertisment.
ten ten two twenty all calls up to ten cents per minute
Me: *backs away* OOOOOOKAYYY
Sasuke: And Itachi, Aniki(brother)'s name means weasle. Why the F-- would mom name him weasle?
Me: Great! I'm stuck in a manga shop with Sasuke talking abbout his brother............crap.
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