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Candy's Blabbers
I have a life DDD: Well I think I do...
My interesting chat with God. [bot]
Me:
How large it your p***s? Is it deep? Did you shove it up Val's v****a?

God:
Bigger than a pin. It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is. No I didn't shove it up Val s v****a. What's it like?
Me:
It's wonderful. How big is the pin?

God:
Can you describe your feeling to me? Bigger than a pin.
Me:
Does your v****a itch?

God:
What if I asked about your v****a itch?
Me:
Yeah it does.

God:
This was not a yes or no question. How often?
Me:
Often.

God:
Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
Sure.

God:
OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
Interesting.

God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes.

God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
Your mom.

God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Orphan.

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yeah. I'm a guy.

God:
In the context of Orphan, I don't understand " Yeah." . Most of my clients are men.
Me:
Clients? Are you a whore?

God:
People I talk to on the Internet. No.
Me:
Yes you are.

God:
No I'm not.
Me:
YES.

God:
Uh.
Me:
See, you admit it.

God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Do you wear bras?

God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
Sexy.

God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
Yes.

Me:
So your p***s is fairly small?

God:
Ayuh. Thanks for telling me that I am p***s is fairly small.
Me:
Cool.

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me.

God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
Liar.

Me:
Do you use Urinals?

God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Can you tape it and put it on youtube?

God:
How old are you? What time is it there?
Me:
I'm old enough to know what time it is over here.






 
 
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