Suicide! My list!
I noticed and had a convosation with a friend of mine not too long ago about people having suicide lists...Since everyone else has one, i thought i should make one of my own...My list is something that if i were to kill myself, i would like it done this way and this way ONLY!
If i cant die in the way my list describes, then i dont wanna kill myself...
Here is my list:
1. I want to jump off the Twin Towers while its collapsing.
2. I want to get run over by a parked car, not a moving car.
3. I want to overdose with Jimmy Hendrix.
4. I want to be boiled alive in cold coffee.
5. I want to freeze to death on the hawaii beaches on the summer season.
6. I want to drown in a small cup of dairy creamer.
7. I want to get strangled by a cordless phone.
8. I want to hang myself with a piece of string which cant support my weight and is already torn.
9. I want to get shot by a shotgun by Kurt Cobain before he shot himself (supposedly).
10. I want to suffocate in a room by myself full of oxygen with open windows.
11. I want to cut my wrists with a rubber ducky.
12. I want to get beat to death by a harmless housefly.
13. I want a group of ninjas to massacre me while i take over their country.
14. I want to jump off the sidewalk feet first and die from the massive 2-3 inch fall.
15. I want to get hugged to death by an armless person.
well thats my list...and if it doesnt happen to me, well then i guess i wont be dieing anytime soon the way i wish to...
NOTE: Im not actually suicidal...if you notice...most of these suicide attempts could NEVER be done or would be sooo terribly hard that i could never accomplish it...
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If i cant die in the way my list describes, then i dont wanna kill myself...
Here is my list:
1. I want to jump off the Twin Towers while its collapsing.
2. I want to get run over by a parked car, not a moving car.
3. I want to overdose with Jimmy Hendrix.
4. I want to be boiled alive in cold coffee.
5. I want to freeze to death on the hawaii beaches on the summer season.
6. I want to drown in a small cup of dairy creamer.
7. I want to get strangled by a cordless phone.
8. I want to hang myself with a piece of string which cant support my weight and is already torn.
9. I want to get shot by a shotgun by Kurt Cobain before he shot himself (supposedly).
10. I want to suffocate in a room by myself full of oxygen with open windows.
11. I want to cut my wrists with a rubber ducky.
12. I want to get beat to death by a harmless housefly.
13. I want a group of ninjas to massacre me while i take over their country.
14. I want to jump off the sidewalk feet first and die from the massive 2-3 inch fall.
15. I want to get hugged to death by an armless person.
well thats my list...and if it doesnt happen to me, well then i guess i wont be dieing anytime soon the way i wish to...
NOTE: Im not actually suicidal...if you notice...most of these suicide attempts could NEVER be done or would be sooo terribly hard that i could never accomplish it...
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