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Ok, So I was sitting in my room, reading a book when I heard a loud BANG comming from outside, so I went to check it out. There, sat the moon, in the form of a GIANT cookie! I was like OMFG!!

A door in the Moon Cookie opened, and out came about 7 Blue Oompa Lumpas //PS: I dunno how to spell their names ><\ and they held a Cocolate Cookie and a tall glass of milk. I took it, and thanked them. Before they left I said:

"Hey, can I have a peice of the moon?"

The Blue OL looked at me, and nodded, handing me a HUGE chunk of cookie. I ate the two cookies I was givin, and chugged back the milk. I thought it was over... but oh no, it wasn't.

I was transported into an alternate dimension, onto a giant Cookie Island. I was like YES! There was every kind of cookie there... and I started eating it. C'Mon, a giant Cookie Island? How often to you see that? So as I was filling up my glass with more milk (The sea was milk he he) a crazy Jamacian Dude popped out of no were, screaming at me for eating his cookies.

"Sorry Man, I didn't know" I say

So he THEN pulls out a boddy bazuka, and shoots at me, blowing me up. So now, my body was in 6 parts: My Left and Right Leg, My Left and Right Arms, My Torso, and my head. Five of my body parts (Not my head) Turned into sexi anime guys! AND THEY WERE NAKED!

So they all decided to play soccer with my head, and I didn't get to see anything. After about 20 minutes of that, they all layed down on beach chairs. I tried rolling over, to see there sexi bodies (Once again, how often to you get that kind of opertunity?) and JUST before I saw my sex gods-

I woke up.