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Okay, don't get me wrong, Elfen Lied is an AMAZING anime. I'm addicted. But I need something to make fun of, aaand... Well... Yeah.

So I started watching it, and first thing that happens is like, a girl. Nekkid. There's, like, no holding back on her nekkidness, either. That mess was bold. BUT NOT ONLY WAS SHE NAKED. She was an escaped telekinetic murderer. So she's all escaping, and these police people are like, "O NO U DIDENT. U CANNOT GO... I WILL SHOoT YOU." Apparently they had my thought process... But they failed miserably at it.

As soon as those mugs showed up, she was like, "LOL WUT? -TELEKINESISSSSS-"

They were like, "HOHO? -gets torn in half- -decapitation- -ded-" THOSE MOFOS GOT MESSED UP. MESSED UP. Blood everywhere. No kidding. And then you know what some more soldiers show up and try and do? Shoot her.

... Okay, what would you do if you just saw some of your fellow policemen get shot DOWWWN. And were ordered to do just what they did? Would you go and try to shoot that lady down? No. If you were sane, no you wouldn't.

AND DON'T SAY, "BUT LOL IT WUZ MAI ORDERZ AND I MUST FOLLOW!"

Okay. You do that. I'd be in the backround rofling my way out of there. I'm not kidding. I'd be like, "roflroflroflroflroflroflESCAPE" And you guys would be getting torn in half like... Like... Raw spaghetti noodles. But yeah, for like, a whole fifteen minutes, you see the girl DEMOLISHING EVERYBODY.

AND WAIT. There's MORE. There's this one chick. I didn't catch her name, she was too much of a mary sue, and quite honestly, not the good kind. We'll call her Klutz. So Klutz is like, "OH... OH ONEGAIIII... HAI... OH! AH! DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU" as she's attempting to bring her boss some coffee. I say attempting because... I don't know what the problem was... But for some reason she could now balance that mug on that tray. First of all, I don't know why she needed a tray. It's one mug. There is a handle. That is used for handling. With your hand. Maybe she didn't see the similarities. Maybe it's just me. But she was struggling... And she falls in between the almost-battle scene between Lucy (the girl) and all the policemen, plus Kurama (lulz, no not from Yu Yu Hakusho), who is this main character. And a good one, I'd say.

So yeah. She falls. And I just want you to know, she seemed like a mainy main main character to me. And I was like, "Oh, so I'm going to be following this annoying girl throughout the series, okay..." BUT THEN. OMG... But then... Lucy... Lucy... SHE TEARS HER HEAD OFF.

Okay. It was shocking, I'll admit. But then Lucy held up her head with her telekinesis. And I must say. Never have I laughed so hard. On the inside. Because on the outside, I was looking like, "0_________o;;;;" Roflmao.

Kayla, I hope you're happy with this.

AND THEN, LOL, SHE LOST HER MEMORY.