There once was a blue dinosaur who dreamt of becoming a hairstylist, who butchered hair, because he never figured out how to eat grass. Luckily for her, he had gender issues that made him turn into a bear with anger issues that had outranked any garados possible... by raping the single most amazing manatee. So he ate 300 gummi worms dipped with tobasco sauce, and he grew incredibly large and called the police man to find out if peanut killed his dear old cousin. So along came Charles to find and eat his friend names chocoloco cause he is horny and couldn't stop himself from doing such horrible thing as singing the national muffin man song. Let's just say he didn't intend to make horrid apple pie because he laughed melodramatically at the sight of a homicidal alligator that was painting a giant green colored toilet in a ravine filled with all the dirty thoughts men.
Man.. there are so many run ons. >3<
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:27 pm
I think it's a great work of literature. Nobel prize.