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Eccentric Iconoclast Captain
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 Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:37 pm
Boinkish is a BOINK BOINK BOINK language with BOINK and BOINK BOINK.
The phonology:
/N/
/b k/
/o I/
As for the phonotactics, nasals may only precede unvoiced plosives and voiced plosives must be syllable initial. The only diphthong allowed is . Unvoiced plosives must be syllable final. Therefore, the only word allowed is .
As far as the verbs go, there are only two verbs: and . Their only irregular forms, in the BOINKive, are and .
VOCABULARY:
"What's BANKING?"
"Well, it's a little like torture, but with slightly longer lines."
BANK != BOINK
Boink boInk Khlav Kalash bOInk BOink.
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:06 pm
Hooray for legal abuse of power!
I feel like I'm part of the US government now~ cool
Just like George Bush and d**k Cheney. I'ma go shoot someone now. pirate
In the Face! mrgreen
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG. gonk
BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK boinK BoINk BOink
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Eccentric Iconoclast Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:12 pm
I am a bananaaa~! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:32 pm
Forgedawn, Hawk, Hermonie... y'all get in here already. xd
And whatever happened to Dave Captain Beardimous? I've seen him in the Foreign Language guild, but not in here.
He's probably off growing his beard slaughtering puppies and being beardy awesome.
I'm so cool, I'm editing my own post instead of smutting up someone else's.
Did I mention that Dave rules?
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:45 pm
Sorry, I had a nice long drive to make, or have made.
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY KUH NIGH IT!
SNORK SNORK SNORK.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:42 am
MMM mOo OOm MoO
ph34r t3h m00 0n3z
Once upon a time in Scotland...
You walk into a bar...
And the man says:
"See that stool? I built that stool! I hewn the tree, I cut the wood, I put it together myself! But do they call me the stool-maker? Nooooo."
"See this bar? I made this bar! I hewn the tree, I cut the wood, I made it flat and smooth! But do they call me the bar-maker? Nooooooo."
"See that door-frame? I build that door-frame! I hewn the tree, I cut the wood, I put it up there myself! But do they call me the door-maker? Nooo."
"...but you ******** a goat just once..."
Gomen, but we're taking such a sexual skew with everything... ninja
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Eccentric Iconoclast Captain
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Eccentric Iconoclast Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:51 pm
Nghwahahahahaaaaah~!
DO A BARREL ROLL
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:09 pm
For lack of anything in particular to say in any other thread, I hereby hump this one.
(weird squishy noises are emitted from the thread)
Oh no, it's a hairless elf groin!
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Eccentric Iconoclast Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:00 pm
mrgreen
The sirence of a queer
Wirr drown the atmosphere
Untir you pray your own tone
There is nothing to decrare
It's a wireress affair
We never understand
Why don't you dress me rike a fan
Sex wirr cover your brack machinery
Ret me inside
Wercome to your own body company
Ret me inside
So wercome to your own body company
Ret me inside
[Back tight]
We tark a rot of indie-styre
Agreements for a whire
When I prefer to ease your pain
You break me down and pray insane
Sex wirr cover your brack machinery
Ret me inside
Wercome to your own body company
Ret me inside
[Back tight]
You are stronger
Ret's bite in harmony
Ret me inside
So wercome to your own body company
Ret me inside
[Back tight]
Sweat and troubre in east of Germany
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:03 pm
SIHIWENBAOIE COAIAP EOIBHA OIAC HVEWOIAS VHAOILKZXDGHDSHEOIGH OZIHVS GVOSHG EOIH AOISDH ZVIHWE IOHsDF GOIHG SDOIHC ZIELW NA SHICOAIHE QIWH OICAH EPQKQWH ANNN "HEY OH-A HAH!"
(runs off to get a manicure)
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Eccentric Iconoclast Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:50 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:16 pm
WE MAKE MOVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We make movie? COOR! Ret's go subtitring!
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Eccentric Iconoclast Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:31 am
Ze travering TRAVERRING thread!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
???
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:51 pm
I rike the universe because it's GREEN.
Screw the Rs! Screw the Rs!
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Eccentric Iconoclast Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:39 pm
smile Giveth to me thine backside!
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