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MGadda

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:44 pm


...but all of the same craziness and glurge you've come to expect! Someone just had to go and YouTube that old "Fetus Diary" bit. Creeeeepy.
Video Diary of A Fetus!

Quiiiite frankly, I can't blame the lady for aborting a singing fetus. That's just not right. xd
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:58 pm


All I can say is . . . wow, WTF?

Freedom Fire


MipsyKitten
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:09 pm


Mom must have been ******** the neighbour to get a blonde haired, blue-eyed talking fetus.

I'd abort the damn thing too.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:00 pm


********? that was, erm, creepy to say the least. i guess the voice they were speaking in was trying to imitate that of a small child. however, i must say that they failed miserably.

so, first fetii can write diaries, now they can make short films? wow, fetii technologly is moving right along. all the more reason for me to be sterilized.

Peppermint Schnapps


Half Baked SF

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:44 pm


The lifer comments just get more and more pathetic. I think the most intelliegnt on out of the lifers was "You should've been aborted you pathetic b***h!" where you can see some choicers actually explain themselves.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:45 pm


Peppermint Schnapps

so, first fetii can write diaries, now they can make short films? wow, fetii technologly is moving right along. all the more reason for me to be sterilized.
They'll make every bit of technology for a fetus except for technology that'll help them live outside of the womb.

Half Baked SF


LadyInWhite

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:47 pm


Scare Tactic Propaganda
Peppermint Schnapps

so, first fetii can write diaries, now they can make short films? wow, fetii technologly is moving right along. all the more reason for me to be sterilized.
They'll make every bit of technology for a fetus except for technology that'll help them live outside of the womb.
rofl

I was just gonna say I would have aborted the little ******** too if it started spouting weird s**t and living "under my heart" it has no purpose being in the wrong part of my body.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:05 pm


LadyInWhite
Scare Tactic Propaganda
Peppermint Schnapps

so, first fetii can write diaries, now they can make short films? wow, fetii technologly is moving right along. all the more reason for me to be sterilized.
They'll make every bit of technology for a fetus except for technology that'll help them live outside of the womb.
rofl

I was just gonna say I would have aborted the little ******** too if it started spouting weird s**t and living "under my heart" it has no purpose being in the wrong part of my body.


Good point, if I had a fetus growing under my heart, I'd want it back in my uterus or out of my body! And I would wonder how the heck it got there in the first place.

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LadyInWhite

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:50 pm


Freedom Fire
LadyInWhite
Scare Tactic Propaganda
Peppermint Schnapps

so, first fetii can write diaries, now they can make short films? wow, fetii technologly is moving right along. all the more reason for me to be sterilized.
They'll make every bit of technology for a fetus except for technology that'll help them live outside of the womb.
rofl

I was just gonna say I would have aborted the little ******** too if it started spouting weird s**t and living "under my heart" it has no purpose being in the wrong part of my body.


Good point, if I had a fetus growing under my heart, I'd want it back in my uterus or out of my body! And I would wonder how the heck it got there in the first place.

While your sleeping an anti sneaks into your house jabs you with a 2ft needle and implants one in you. gonk And since they know not about basic anatomy they put it where they think it should belong.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:09 pm


Oh my, I simply couldn't stop myself from laughing when the calm, peaceful music grew ominous and "Andy" (apparently, that is what the fetus wants to be named) says, in his oh-so-comical voice, that his "mother" killed him.

I know, I am a heartless b***h. biggrin

And, apparently, that fetus was uber-special too. After all, its growth development was startling quick -- why, it soared right through the first, and much of the second trimester phase within two month's time.

Oh, and it had blonde hair and blue eyes, even in spite of the fact that his parents both had brown eyes and dark hair. Oh, and his hair isn't just blonde -- it shines like the sun. Apparently, his hair glows. Ooh, shiny.

And, of course, this fetus managed to implant in the rather small area behind the pregnant woman's heart as well -- I must say, that would be quite a feat to accomplish, indeed.

I actually thought that the lyrics were kind of comical -- for a second, I thought that this might actually be a parody.

Asexual-Slut~Enya


melikefood

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:18 pm


gonk
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:54 pm


MipsyKitten
Mom must have been ******** the neighbour to get a blonde haired, blue-eyed talking fetus.


Umm... lucky recessives. I'm a blue-eyed blonde... the ONLY one in my family, both sides.

But yeah, the video was creepy. That voice was ANNOYING.

All I can say is, "what will they think of next?"

RoseRose


SterileNeedles

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:47 pm


Sounds like Bobby from Bobby's world. xD Anyone else get that?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:41 am


SterileNeedles
Sounds like Bobby from Bobby's world. xD Anyone else get that?


Oh yeah, it does sort of sound like him! I used to love that show.

Freedom Fire


Lupine Pyrefly

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:05 pm


I saw that a while ago.

It never gets old. rofl
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