corrupt a wish

[Skizlersan]

granted, but they are replaced with step sisters. (thoose are worse man)

I wish it was easier to learn a second language.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but you learned latin which isn't going to help you at all.

I wish I had my own home...  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but the bills and dept's you earn, cause it to be taken away from you.

I wish I could dance.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but no one wants to dance with a weirdo

I wish I knew Bill Gates.  

[AguyinaRPG]

granted. Doesn't get you anything.

I wish that the world exploded!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but now there's no gaia

I wish I could win something...anything.  

[AguyinaRPG]

*ding ding* One exucutioner
I wish that Serj Tankain wasn't discriminated against for being a solo artist during System of a Down's hiatus.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but now everyone wishes he had

I wish I could listen to Lost by Avenged Sevenfold 24/7  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted, but my older brother comes out of no where and dropkicks you because you're an Avenged Sevenfold fan and he hates that. (Sorry...Also, cool name. Norse mytholgoy references ftw!)

I wish my little brother would stop using my Youtube account.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but you account gets permanently banned. (thanks)

i wish i was cool yet still an individual.  

[AguyinaRPG]

Granted. But now no one wants to be your friend.

I wish people would stop making fun of my username  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but now they make fun of you as a person.

I wish i had my avi's hat in real life.  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but it gets stolen from your ex

I wish their was no sickness in the world  

[AguyinaRPG]

Granted, but everyone goes into poverty (:O you do?)

I wish Shawn of the Dead was funnier