corrupt a wish

[Keiko Kawazaki]

I got you a uniform, but I think I made it too small.

I wish I had more butterfly followers.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

granted, but they all want to eat you.

I wish I could get payed very well for doing nothing.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

You get fired a few hours later.

I wish I had a dollar.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Sure. But first you gotta dance twisted

I wish I had a cure for every ailment.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

granted but two minutes later someone kills you so you never get to distribute the cures to the masses

I wish I was liked  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but only the really perverted people liked you.

I wish I had me own crew.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

granted, but none of them are loyal to you

I wish I held the solution to ending world hunger.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but everyone already starved to death.

I wish for a sharper sword.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but you accidentally cut yourself and bleed out.

I wish to make some girl happy.  

[dream angel 176]

granted but now shes a staker.
I wish i could travel in the tardis  

[Gyzvx]

Granted but the doctor is now after you for stealing it.
I wish i had perfect hair forever. the full DvD box set.  

[ZimbuTessen]

Ganted. You now have a perfect, full, dvd box wig.

I wish my wish couldnt be corrupted.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but only that wish is uncorruptable, everything else is still flawed.

I wish to be able to control plant life.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

granted but you end up turning into a plant in the process.

I wish I was perfect.  

[Holy Cupcakes Batman]

Granted, but now the whole human race irritates you with all its imperfections and you hermit away until you die.

I wish my ladyfriend would pay more attention to me. razz