corrupt a wish

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but you're only sexy to flies.

I wish Sean was a fly.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but he flew away.


I wish for fully functional power armor.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but it's vulnerable to kittens.

I wish I could run as fast as the Flash.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

For only 0.5 seconds, yes you can.

I wish for a coin.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's wooden.


I wish I had a better uniform.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but then it was stolen for me.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

No wish to corrupt... crying

I wish I could control women's periods.  

[SpokenSoftly]

The ability to control how females punctuate the end of a sentence is now yours.

I wish for a link to an active roleplay in this Guild.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but all the sex blinded you.

I wish someone uploaded a video of Pit from Kid Icarus: Uprising getting flattened.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but it was a video of you dressed as Pit and getting flattened.

I wish flamethrowers lasted longer.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but you died before it happened.

I wish I had a heart.  

[SighingNight]

Granted, you get a dinky heart shaped piece of plastic.

I wish for a never ending cup of coffee.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You get so hyper that you run around until you die of a heart attack.

I wish for an indestructible army tank.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but it self destructed.

I wish that all of my friends and I lived in the Amityville Horror house.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You all kill each other.

I wish I was a dentist.