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 Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:12 pm
 You find yourself upon an old road leading up to a village that is filled with humans and elves who tell stories of a vampire demon who ruled over the lands you walked on. They said that you would come upon his castle if you continued upon the path some offerign you a place to stay in the inn. As you look up you see the castle a marvelous structure in its own rights. The windows were lit with candles as it was dusk sun setting slowly. With so many towers and the bridge leading to a sanctuary with one tower it seems like no one could live here. You stare more and strain to see the gaurds at the gate. You stand there wondering if you should go up to the castle and stay there or saty in the inn. The walls flying banners and flags of the ruler's symbol and flap gently as a wind comes by you. You now have the choice to enter this undead castle or turn away and stay in the inn hoping to see the king pass by one day, What will be your choice? *The castle is filled with bits of magic. The bedrooms modify themselves with magic to turn into the persons personality as they walk in. Rooms can be as big as fields for training, tournaments, and other such things thanks to the magic so be carefull where you go. Skeleton soldiers roam the halls and guard different places which no one may enter such as the basement without the kings consent* (guild rules apply including my rule of no killing anyone outright unless you get their consent first. Also you dont have to be a creature you can be human. ^-^)
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:25 pm
Mooby the part loser, part failure, part bum human takes one look at the castle and decides it's not worth the effort. He heads back toward the inn.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:31 pm
"Not so fast you scum!" Came a voice from behind Mooby. It was Mooby's worst enemy, Sebastian the part horse, part cow, part crab, part jackal, part human, part vampire, who can breathe under water and is a demi-demon. "I'm gonna send you back to where you belong you scum!" He yelled as he plunged a knife deep into Mooby's heart, killing him. He then took out a machine gun and shot Mooby up until his arms and legs were no more. He then stepped back and pulled out a grenade and tossed it at Mooby's body. After the dust settled from the explosion, he pulled out a flamethrower and torched the surrounding area. Satisfied, he walked back toward the inn to buy a pint of beer.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:39 pm
As Mooby breathed his last breath, bright light began to shine above him. He saw angels overhead beckoning his soul to rise up towards heaven.
But that light was just SOOOO far away... and Mooby didn't really feel like going. After a few minutes, the light went away. Mooby got up and decided to head for a bite to eat.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:44 pm
A curved blade hooked around sebastion's shoulder as Lucifer the half demon half angel half badass decided to decapitate him with his scyth. He then flew away on his black skeletal wings to comemplate the various ways to exsanginate kittens.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:44 pm
Sebastian walked into the inn and sat at the bar, pulling out a shotgun. "Give me a pint or I'll blow your head off," he demands of the bartender.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:53 pm
Mooby walked into the inn.
"I'll have the cheapest stuff you've got."
*BELCH*
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:42 pm
(Oh god what the heck happend to my thread?! XD)
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:10 am
At about the same time that deepblue was thinking this, Mooby noticed a loose thread sticking out of his shirt. He decided to pull it out. He tugged and tugged, and the thread just kept getting longer and longer. Eventually, he managed to break it free. Then his left sleeve fell off.
"Oh God! What the heck happened to my sleeve?" he said as he held the thread.
Then he ordered another drink.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:09 am
Sebastian got bored so he pulled out a harpoon gun and shot the guy sitting next to mooby. "Bar fight!" he yelled.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:21 pm
Lucifer appeared, this time taking the aspect of the devil, and shouted "second that!". He then killed everyone in the bar by dragging it with him back to hell.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:33 pm
"What the hell, where am I?" Sebastian wondered. Then he pulled out a rocket-powered jetpack and flew out of hell back to the site where the inn used to be. Laughing, he began heading for the castle.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:16 am
Mooby failed out of hell. He came back to Earth and ordered a chicken salad.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:10 am
Sebastian approached the castle and knocked. When nothing happened, he just let himself in.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:55 pm
As Mooby was eating his chicken salad, the Oracle Diotima appeared before Mooby.
"Mooby, you cannot pass through existence being so lazy! You must do much more! You must assume your rightful place!"
Pumped by this new initiative, meaning shot into Mooby's life. He invented a device that allowed him to break free of the paradigm surrounding him and enter THE REAL WORLD! Deepblue started at him in sudden shock while he pulled out a shotgun and blasted him in the chest.
NOW I AM THE OWNER OF THIS THREAD! NEW RULES!
1. NO KILLING THE OWNER OF THE THREAD!
2. NO KILLING MOOBY!
3. SEBASTIAN MUST DIE IN EVERY POST!
4. ONLY MOOBY MAY INVOKE THE "I SAID SO RULE!"
5. MILK IS EVIL!
6. TURNIPS DANCE IN THE SUMMER MOONLIGHT AT THE 14th HOUR OF THE DAWN OF SNARTRIUM!
7. ALL YOUR THREADS ARE BELONG TO US!
8. ONLY MOOBY MAY APPEND THE RULES!
9. EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
10. THE RULES MAY BE CHANGED AT ANY TIME!
Time for Rule #3:
Mooby throws a cat grenade at the castle. The entire castle blows up, and Sebastian dies.
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