Hey! Pizza Guy! Where`s My Order?

[sizzling snowflake]

Mmmmm, can't wait to sink my teeth into that! Of course, I may break my teeth trying... mrgreen

Could I get a large lousy pizza with sausage and mayo, plus a big bottle of Nix to wash it down?  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

whahoo... love it!!!!

yo pizza guy....... thumtack special on the double.  

[Skizlersan]

So... Very... Tasty... I just wish my mouth stoped bleeding...

Yes, Id like a large pizza with extra toenails and gun powder please biggrin
And make it stuffed crust.
But instead of cheese fill the crust with cough syrup.  

[freckledblondie2]

*cough cough*
*eats pizza*
Hey! My cough went away!
I'd like an extra large pizza with cat wiskers, batteries, and an iTunes giftcard hidden underneath the cheese smile  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

wow, that was great!!!

hey, gimme a cockroach and chicken spleen pizza!  

[this_is_g8y]

*Picks off chicken livers* Protein!! *eats pizza*

Hey pizza guy, I'd like a crust made of the human flesh from the zombie movies, sauce made from dog brains blended with goats milk, a layer of pig intestines cooked in sewage, another layer of finely chopped cat baked at 360 for 10 min. then marinated in white wine. Can I get shredded plastic instead of cheese. OH and can you top with Piper. You know the musical type. Thanks  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

"mmm mmm good!!" Munches pizza

Hey Pizza guy! I'd like a pizza with rat fur instead of cheese, dog meat with rabies instead of sausage, and stuffed crust instead of cheese stuffed pig blood, and a 20oz bottle of cat urine.  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

YEAH xd MY PIZZA IS FLUFFY rofl & come on, rat blood cool I'm a vampire in training mrgreen *eats the pizza like there's no tomorrow*

Hey, pizza guy! For topings, I'd like some bat phecies sause, curdled pus, stomach acid, monky tounge, & spaghetie barf please 3nodding  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

"Oh yummmmmmm." Gobbles it up in one bite.

Hey pizza guy! One large dirt and magma pizza with camel spit instead of sauce. and a 2 liter of Komodo Dragon saliva.  

[bulbasaur27]

hmm looks good *eats pizza* O_o *grabs throut* lava!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies* x_x

hey pizza guy i want a pizza that has one million volts of electricidy in it and the sauce should be water  

[Skizlersan]

That was freakin amazing!
I've got a new favorite pizza now.

Id like a mega flameing pizza with stale bread sticks please.  

[Garynook]

Ooh it's still flaming hot! great service.

I'd like to order a Calzone pizza folded open and on it I want instead of tomatosauce garlic butter, ehm also the cheese must be replaced with chocolate chips. Some marshmellows on it, gears and marmelade, oh and don't forget the white rabbit, preverably a raving one.  

[A W E S O M E N E Z Z]

Thats sounds delicious! thought i mite not have mamarlade.. not after the last time i was sick


Anyways


*Whistles for taxi, goes to pizza place*
Hey pizza lady..your not a lady *Smiles*ok i want a medieval guy squashed into a pizza i want toe nail cuttings from a dirty scruffy man who takes no care from his nails as the crust and then this mans infectinous blood into the sauce and for cheese i want skin scrapings from a giants toes who are hairy and then id just like to add rotten tomatoes all over with ketchup pepper and pepporoni shapes vomit  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

u know, i hear human meat is rather delicious mrgreen toes are crunchy 3nodding the blood adds a bit of spice whee & i can use that hair later on to floss cool

Hey there pizza dude razz I'd like the inerds of the walabe, kitten's brains, that gunk stuck in your teeth, also some of the grease from your face would be appreciated biggrin , chunky milk with a hint of mold, the decay found under from a house, & roadkill to top off the pizza rofl  

[Skizlersan]

mmm. delicious.

I would like one pizza that will rack whoever eats it in the balls please.

cheese of course.