Welcome to G CORP.


1) Never question your superiors.

2) SECRET projects are not to be discussed outside of the G CORP facilities.

3) Lab Animals/Test Subjects are not to be hand fed under ANY circumstances.

4) If any G CORP employee is acting peculiarly, immediately report him/her to a G CORP superior.

5) If you are feeling under the weather, or exhibit any signs of illness, immediately report to the nearest decontamination kiosk.

6) Smiles are free.

As a G CORP Employee, the following behavior is expected of you. Any deviation from these rules and regulations will be dealt with accordingly by G CORP Punitive Staff.

Have a nice day.