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AkiraBirtron

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:26 pm


This is the first of my journal entries, if you want to read the random funny crap I put up, then you are welcome to look at my journal. Everyone that has read it thus far thinks that it is hillarious.




BLEH!
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The answer to the secret of life, the universe and every thing happens to be forty-two. Yep, but the question... well, we have yet to discover that.

My friends and I were debating about what the question would be, and I came up with the hypothosis that the question was, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?" Then my friends laughed and said that that could possibly be the question that we are looking for. However, in order to ensure that this was the question, I concurred that I must go to some of my other friends for advice.

Can you believe what sort of responce I got from him? HE said that the answer was not forty-two, but sixty-nine! I can't believe him! How could he get such a number? I was perlexed and continued to debate. As a matter of fact, because of his responce, I decided that I might as well just spread the teachings of forty-two around with my OTHER friends while at the same time trying to ignore the noisy one who was proclaiming that sixty-nine was the bestest number in existence. He SHALL BURN IN HELL FOR HIS MISJUDGEMENT!!!



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Yeah, yeah, shut up Bob. I hate it when people do this to me! Flaming flaming flaming fire-breathing trolls! GRAH!!! I just want to tear my hands through the moniter and well...

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Do the above! Every time I get a flaming, I just wanna give them a nice big wallop. Fun for me, and as soon as their parents get home or by the time the police come by, I'll already be back at my computer typing this message, and none of the police would believe his story about some hitman who grappled him for flaming his thread on some forum!

I've actually been flamed by some trolls before about actually being patriotic and uplifting our country and our soldiers on Memorial Day. "STFU YOU BUSH-LOVING, MURDER PRAISING, LOUD MOUTHED, WAR MONGERY, RIGHT-WING NUTJOB!" Some people are just jerks... I mean jeez, the soldiers are just normal people who go forth for the politicians and are the ones who make or break history. These people are the stupidheads that decide they're just going to sit back on their lazy butts on the computer and type that message when they could just give a soldier a simple "thank you" for being able to read this message in English.

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It really just sadden's me to see that...
PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:17 pm


XD

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[_.~Mae~._]

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:08 pm


The Question is discovered later in the Hitchhiker's Guide series. It happens to be six times nine. XD So... Six times nine equals forty-two. Do you follow? XD

An analysis of this concludes that in base 13, 6 x 9 does in fact equal 42.
Here is the article.

At least, this 6 x 9 = 42 thing is a serious theory, and happens in the books.

But, since if anyone ever discovered the real Answer, "[...] it [would] instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable", it's possible this is not the true answer.

It is ALSO possible that 6 x 9 = 42 is just a cryptic and indecipherable form of the Answer and Question, and if someone ever actually manages to decipher it, THEN "[...] it [would] instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."

Even more likely, however, Douglas Adams was just drunk, and picked numbers out of a hat, and just decided they were the Question and Answer.


Click Here for more discussion of the question. xd
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:09 pm


Bah... you and your technicalities...

Read the rest of my journal entries!

AkiraBirtron


Andreyadonna

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:56 am


I would have to say that although the answer is inarguably 42 the question is the important part, and it's not that it really matters because god already disproved himself and vanished so what really are we looking for? I would say a place to send those damn telemarketers.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:23 am


In my experience, it takes 140+ licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. I don't know how your friend managed to get so low a number as 69 unless he chewed on it.

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Andreyadonna

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:52 pm


See, chewing is why I always failed in that venture. I think that is why I still do not know the question to the universe. I think it must have something to do with hard sugary coatings to soft chewy centers, which must be a metaphor for the human condition and the way we think.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:45 pm


[_.~Mae~._]
The Question is discovered later in the Hitchhiker's Guide series. It happens to be six times nine. XD So... Six times nine equals forty-two. Do you follow? XD

An analysis of this concludes that in base 13, 6 x 9 does in fact equal 42.
Here is the article.

At least, this 6 x 9 = 42 thing is a serious theory, and happens in the books.

But, since if anyone ever discovered the real Answer, "[...] it [would] instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable", it's possible this is not the true answer.

It is ALSO possible that 6 x 9 = 42 is just a cryptic and indecipherable form of the Answer and Question, and if someone ever actually manages to decipher it, THEN "[...] it [would] instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."

Even more likely, however, Douglas Adams was just drunk, and picked numbers out of a hat, and just decided they were the Question and Answer.


Click Here for more discussion of the question. xd


But...

6x9=54

7x6=42

girl_omnipotent


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:52 pm


girl_omnipotent
But...

6x9=54

7x6=42

*Gently nudges towards the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series* << >>
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:44 pm


The Satah
girl_omnipotent
But...

6x9=54

7x6=42

*Gently nudges towards the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series* << >>


yes, i know, i've read it. i happen to own the entire book series in one leather bound volume. i was attempting sarcasm, but then, sarcasm isn't something i do very well these days.

oh well, i guess sarcasm isn't conveyed as well in type as it is when spoken either.

girl_omnipotent


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:04 pm


girl_omnipotent
yes, i know, i've read it. i happen to own the entire book series in one leather bound volume. i was attempting sarcasm, but then, sarcasm isn't something i do very well these days.

oh well, i guess sarcasm isn't conveyed as well in type as it is when spoken either.

Sorry. ^_^ It's hard to tell.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:06 pm


Yes, I know...

I should just stop trying to be sarcastic online.

girl_omnipotent


Twilight_Shadow
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:00 pm


girl_omnipotent
Yes, I know...

I should just stop trying to be sarcastic online.


If you do, you should make it completely obvious. Take this for an example:

No, I don't want you to give me all your gold so I can buy a Halo. [/sarcastic]

That always works. =3

If you gave me all your gold so I can buy a halo, you would rock. XD
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:57 am


"I see," said the blind man to the deaf dog, as he pissed into the wind, smelled rain, and said, "It's all coming back to me now!"

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Flink.Pamingo
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:56 pm


Twilight_Shadow
girl_omnipotent
Yes, I know...

I should just stop trying to be sarcastic online.


If you do, you should make it completely obvious. Take this for an example:

No, I don't want you to give me all your gold so I can buy a Halo. [/sarcastic]

That always works. =3

If you gave me all your gold so I can buy a halo, you would rock. XD


Would a halo -really- suit you, Twilight? I mean honestly...

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