tidus: "im smart"

squall: " could you pleeze not slash me in the face? it kinda hurts"

cait sith: "im going on a diet"

yuna: "u know what? im done summoning, u stupid people can save urselvs, i need 2 go get drunk, hey wakka, got any X elixers, those things are full of alchohal, i just know it"