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 Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:57 am
I took a little of my free time to interview the creator of the guild as my first interview for a new section I am planning to create on the general discussion sub forum. Every week I will interview a random member of the guild just so we can get to meet them better. I stared with Ken for several reasons however I will not delay the interview anymore. In case you need a legend to understand “A” Means that I am talking “K” means that Ken is talking. You might ask any question of leave comment under this thread. They will be really welcome:
A: I will start with the most important question. What inspired you to open this place?
K: Well… to tell you the truth it was a dark night and the moon was covered in dark clouds. Then it happened! God, Jesus the devil and a few angels appeared in front of me and asked me to create the best Naruto guild in the whole world…and after lots of negotiation I accepted! You know you cannot say no to God!
A: Ok… How about you tell the truth now?
K: That was the truth…
A: How about you tell us a truth people can believe?
K: Alright, at first I was a member of “Hidden Villages of Ninjutsu” a role-playing guild created by some dude under the name Tortured soul Tsion or something like that. Well I saw that the guild was too…friendly, over powered covered with god-mode and bullshit and after some good 2000 post I left. Then I joined Kurai Tanima, which was a great guild but Riakka the leader really sucked as a guild master so the guild found its fate and died. There I met most of the people that are Crew right now. Like Skyler, Kouri and Koy. Since the guild got killed and I was left alone I decided to create my own shitty guild. By that time I was really n00bish in Gaia so my role-playing was awful. However the guild slowly stared to grow with the help of some of the members that are still here with us. And one day to another we reached the top. And we have been there for 2 long years and still counting.
A: Now how about you tell us about the real you?
K: I am the real me…
A: Ok Omi…about the Kenkaru outside of Gaia ?
K: Well I go to college… I am currently making a bachelor degree in Computer information systems but will move to Arizona to start taking videogame designing on the UAT. Like on Gaia I have tons of fan girls, seriously I am like sugar for girls and gay people…is not even funny. Normally I am a really friendly person when I get to know you but if not I am like a wall of ice. Cold, hard and transparent, Meaning I won’t think twice before telling you go ******** yourself and then sing me an Aleluya ! I think all my real friends are here on Gaia and in “real life” I can count my friends with the fingers of my hands and still have fingers free to smoke “I don’t smoke” and drink coffee. In resume I am a cursed blessed man. Cursed because I hate having so many fan girls and because even as I don’t have anything against gay people the idea of them liking me is scary. Really I can be their best friend as long as they stay away from my a**. Same goes for lesbians, s**t I think all my female friends are either lesbians or Bi…and if there is any that is not Bi maybe is because she haven’t tell me yet. Oh and my real life name is Javier Omar. But everyone calls me Omi. Omi for my friends and fan girls, assholes for those that I decline and Kenkaru for those that don’t know me. But for all of them I am God. Or at least the divine entity that keeps them happy on earth.
A: Do you really believe you are a god ?
K: Yes
A: Why ?
K: Cause I am…
A: How can you prove that or what makes you believe that ?
K: Well people stared worshiping me all of a sudden and I must admit I stole many people souls with my sexy drug called The Way of the Ninja. I am like a combination of god and the devil. I provide you with free entertainment that will actually help you in life more than school.
A: What do you mean with that ?
K: It has been proven that people that Rp have better grades and are able to extend their minds father than people who have more “Athletic hobbies” Meaning that role-playing is the same as reading a book but better, cause you are expanding your mind the same way you do when you read a book but you are also becoming part of the books see. So mom tells your little kids to join the way of the ninja so they can role-play like the man. s**t I know that if god wasn’t that busy forgiving us, he would totally join the way of the ninja !
Really ! Imagine it Uchiha Jesus ! Or maybe he could be a jinchurikki it would kick a**.
A: Religion ?
K: I believe god is in your heart, not in a book, not in a temple of wood a stone. He is inside all of us and besides all of us. Always there for us. He is like your best buddy, the only difference is that he won’t slap you in the back of your head when you make fun of him. Instead he will invite you to play domino with him ^_^.
A: That was eh deep Omi… So what inspired you to create the game system ?
K: Simply put, I was tired of all the Rock lee speed, combined with Shikamaru’s brain, Itachi’s look, and Sasuke’s “I am an emo boy with a tragic past who is good at everything” characters. I wanted a guild where people had to work hard, hard, hard to become elites. I mean role-playing skills are important but what fun can you find in someone that makes a “Jonin” Itachi wanna be character and kills your character just because “You cannot beat me”. Oh yes I created that line and this whole guild because I was tired of that line. When I was in the hidden village of ninjutsu I had a fight with the Hokage once just because he had this “I am a bad a** devil may cry wanna be b***h” character. So after handling his a** and lots of auto hitting from his part he was beat however the guild leader told me over msn. “Dude he is a kage you cannot kick his a**.” So that made my blood burn up to its limits and I left the guild. So at first people who been here for a while know that the battle system have gone through many changes. But at least this version seems to be the most appropriate one. And I am proud of my work.
A: How Original is your “Game system” ?
K: I say 70% original. The only things I took from the original D20 were the dice and some basic terms. Simply put I was too lazy to change that, I took the D20 system and completely remade it. People who play D&D know that D&D characters have almost no customizations. Fighters always end with big sword and a full plate cause doing something else is stupid. Wizards and clerics become stronger than gods themselves so yeah… In my guild hard work makes the elite and everything is in perfect balance so even a level 1 can beat a kage with the correct strategy.
A: What made you name your Avi Kenkaru ?
K: It was a past life name. I was an actual feudal Japan ninja at that time, an orphan and many other things that I don’t want to talk about. In the end I liked the name it was not taken and boom. Here I am.
A: What are your hobbies ?
K: I dedicate my little free time to either run D&D campaigns, or talk to Julia on the phone or talk to my friend Kenji about s**t, like globalization, the incensement in prizes or simpler thing like how scorpion poison kills your nerves until your heart stops. Sometimes I just go to his house sit on the sofa and watch the animal channel all day. I really lost my love for console gaming after games became movies. Really you buy a game and you spent 6 minutes of intro 40 of playing and 2 hours of endings “credits not included” Besides that I have a Rat magic the gathering deck and I love to make people feel as miserable as they are. I also have the uncanny ability to insult people ! Really is awesome ! Another hobby I have is random creations. Me and my friend give each other 3 items and we craft something out of them kind of like MacGyver…
A: What is the thing you love the most ?
K: In order, my mom, myself, my friends, and the people who Rp here and in the end there a little more love for myself.
A: What do you hate the most ?
K: I hate people who put a stop in their lives before they even try. Example people who leaves before they cannot understand the game system just because they cannot get it the first time they read it. Really people like that make my life far too easy, cause is because of them that I can grab the good opportunities and use them for myself ^_^. As I always say: A person who focus on a single leaf will never see the tree, a person who focuses on a tree will never see the whole forest.
A: Favorite food ?
K: Burritos…
A: Favorite pet ?
K: Cats and maybe a small cannibal African person. I would let the cat eat him…slowly…
A: Zodiac:
K:I am a proud Cancer…yes I am romantic, loyal and all the crap you read in those books.
A: Who own your heart ?
K: I do…I need it to live you know ? Nah my heart is owned by someone special. A female mammal that walks in two legs to tell you the truth. But unfortunately I don’t like going too deep into it. Besides you already know who she is bitching…
A: Ken you know I can twist your d**k and make you eat it just for calling a b***h right ?
K: I understand that you like many other females have an extreme interest in grabbing my genitals, but you can’t have them…sorry sis.
A: …
K: Owned…
A: Any favorite books ?
K: Yes I like a lot of erotic stories…I also like old literature, like for example The Romance of the tree kingdoms, El Cantar del Mio Cid and the Bible…
A: Did you really read the bible ?
K: I was in a Catholic school before so yep I did read the bible, I found it amusing, pretty much is a nice fairy tales book. However I must also say is the only book that contradicts itself more than the D&D books. Sorry if I am offensive to anyone but truth to be told I don’t believe in that book.
A: Favorites movies ?
K: Orgasmo, Little Nicky, all the American Pie and TLOR.
A: Dreams ?
K: I am a walking dream baby…
A: How big is your ego ?
K: Enough to move planets away from their orbits…
A: Any person you admire ?
K: Yes I admire many people…like Luis Royo, Hinoboru Sakagushi and the police man that introduced me to 4life.
A: Favorite music ?
K: Rock…all kinds of rock, specially the old 70’s and 80’s rock…
A: First thing you look at in a woman ?
K: Her eyes… if I don’t like your eyes you are as good as a cheap whore to me.
A: First thing you look at on a man ?
K: What is he looking at and if he is looking at…Hopefully he is smart and is not looking at me…
A: Who in the guild do you consider important or special to you ?
K: Eh I think that would be…Julia “Mint-x”, Cerbi, Skyler, Pink, Coup, Kouri and every person that believe in me.
A: I am not special to you ?
K: I been seeing your sexy mug since I was a kid…why would I ******** add you to the list ?
A: Cause I am your ******** sister ?
K: Yeah maybe…
A: Any future plans for the guild ?
K: Ah, I have tons of plans, but they will be delayed for a while.
A: Anyone you consider a rival in the guild ?
K: Well…people call my attention in different areas, for example I love the way Julia make her characters, they always original and don’t seems to give a s**t about power of wanting to kick my a**. I like Pink clothing designs. I like Kouri’s characters they are cool. I like Humbra’s role-playing he entertains me…Mmm… I don’t know…
A: Anyone you dislike ?
K: I hate everyone who takes things personal. Really…you cannot kick my a**, is nice to dream about it and all but never let it pass a friendly competition that you lost before it stared.
A: How can anyone ever “kick you a** ?”
K: a** Julia she did won a training match against me once.
A: Favorite bloodline and most disliked one ?
K: Hyuuga is my favorite, they are the only bloodline with drama in the whole ******** series not to mention Hinata is like my dream girl and Neji is like a copy of me. As for fewer favorites, that would be Uchiha.
A: But you own many Uchiha characters…most of them are Uchihas actually.
K: It saves me a lot of time when it comes to thinking of a damn last name…
A: Anything you would tell Kishimoto if you ever met him ?
K: Yeah…first of all I would slap him across the face with a medieval full plate armor glove that was filled with cement then would tell him this: “You need to learn a lot from me” Then I would deliver a football hard kick to his flaccid d**k in the name of all the Naruto fans who wasted hard drive space downloading the damn fillers and movies.
A: Guess that is all for now Ken, thank you for your time.
K: Yeah I made like 800 gold Pming you the answers XD and is ******** 5 am ! I’m off to bed.
Well if anyone have any comments or want to ask anything else to this week interviewed personality just can post them here. n_n
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:59 am
whee
Hope you all enjoy !
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kouri-chan_xx Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:18 am
I did! whee It was nice to read the entire thing especially how the guild idea came to be. Lmao. -waves Kenk flag-
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:41 am
I liked it. It was an entertaining little read.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:39 am
It was very interesting. Certainly more parts were than others.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:07 pm
kouri-chan_xx I did! whee It was nice to read the entire thing especially how the guild idea came to be. Lmao. -waves Kenk flag- 3nodding
Yay for my flag !
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:12 pm
This is great. I always wondered how the guild got started. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:13 pm
i like it. especially how kenk said on how me came up with the guild. hilarious and awsm (KENK ROCKS!!! xp ) *starts to wave Kenk's flag along with the others* mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:41 pm
Funny as hell...
thats all I can say...
For I am Breathless from laughing...
But I don't know about the RPing makes people smarted....
Because I RP...
Well... not very good but I do!
and... I get like Ds... and Fs...
But I am a Born Idiot...
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:59 pm
Grades prove s**t dude, I used to have Ds and Fs and look at me now XD.
Wow the profesor is explaining some data base stuff while me type here
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:06 pm
Yes Kenk, all you fan girls want to twist your d**k rofl So, so true!
Kenkaru, right when I saw this week would be your interview I started laughing, I knew that this would be interesting.
Ari, nice idea, keep it going!
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:18 pm
mad
Are you laughing at my happy face ? Eh Pink ?
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:03 pm
lol your the best Kenk, I know your going to make some badass game then make lots of money and go to Bill Gates and kick him in the nuts and then find me and take me away on a.... oh sorry I dream to much. gonk
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:28 pm
Teehee, brought some light into my day.
I have a slightly big ego sometimes >>;
Just sometimes.
Anywho, cant wait to see some others!
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:40 pm
LOL Yay for Kenk! Do you really have all those fangirls? Poor thing... wink
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