Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Triste-chan]

"Look, we'll just try out a couple of basic spells from the Goetia. Nice and easy. What's the worst that could happen?"

Post, I say.  

[TeaDidikai]

"Loki and Kali are my Lord and Lady."  

[TeaDidikai]

"Merlyn and Morganna La Faye are my Lord and Lady. No... really- they're a God and goddess!"  

[TeaDidikai]

"If one love spell is good.... TEN WILL BE BETTER!"  

[TeaDidikai]

"I was Buddha in my past life!"  

[TeaDidikai]

"Eb!L XtIanz! 9 Million women! 9 Million Witches! crying "  

[TeaDidikai]

"I'm a G~ Witch."  

[Kuroiban]

"Have you ever heard of Silver Ravenwolf?"  

[Molly Mollusca]

the Xtians hate me.  

[Nashoba Kaga]

Why do I do all my spells skyclad?  

[CuAnnan]

Hey baby, wanna see my magic wand?  

[Pelta]

"Don't worry! I'm a white witch!"  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

"I can track Satan with Tarot Card readings! It really pisses him off, but there's nothing he can do about it!"

TeaDidikai

"I was Buddha in my past life!"

That's okay. If you're not on the road, you're safe from me.  

[Molly Mollusca]

*mades grand motions with her LOtR sword*
*Hits someone in the butt.*

Oops sorry! But no worry! I know powwow! biggrin  

[Kuroiban]

"I was Elminster/Gandalf in a past life!"

or

"What spell allows you to make a bag of holding?"