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[POLL] Guess what % you think my arteries are clogged?

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For fun, guess how much you think my arteries are clogged? (At least 1 heart artery)
  0%, stop being paranoid.
  5-10%. Common for ppl in their 20s
  11-20%. Starts to build up
  21-40%, you have the heart of someone in their 40s
  41-60%. You having slight chest pains represents this.
  61-80%. Don't stop, you will have a heart attack in a few years.
  81-95%. You are screwed. The meds signed your death warrant.
  96% plus. You will get a heart attack this year. Belly too huge...etc... RIP
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Zombie Girl Ali

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:35 pm
So I love you ropers soo much, tell me what you think.

You all know I have a huge beer belly, and an apple shaped body but only like 3-4 pounds overweight. So I am so bored, so guess what you think how much % do you think my artery or arteries in my heart are blocked. o.O

I assure you I do get slight chest pains sometimes, which kinda makes me feel weird, but also proud. I am proud of my beer belly......

....ok I have lost it. But when I get some slight chest pain, I say to myself "I hope I don't already have clogged arteries somewhat, because that's bad." I mean, imagine if I was 30. o.O

But yeah, making me feel old sweating a lot from hard work and sometimes getting slight chest pains, thanks Semok. I think you clogged my arteries from all the stress. emo

Not to mention I take benadryl often to go to sleep and get high. Heard it is hard on your heart. sad Not good.  
PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:54 am
The chest pains are probably indigestion.
You should stop it with the benadryl already.
Why would you be proud of a beer belly? It's gross. A symbol of laziness and self-neglect.

Arterial blockage has more to do with cholesterol and sodium. So all that garbage you eat is the issue.

Stress damages a heart more akin to hurting a muscle when you overwork it. Stress doesn't clog arteries.

Gosh, if you're going to be a hypochondriac at least do your ******** research. stressed  

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Zombie Girl Ali

PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:09 am
KazeRin
The chest pains are probably indigestion.
You should stop it with the benadryl already.
Why would you be proud of a beer belly? It's gross. A symbol of laziness and self-neglect.

Arterial blockage has more to do with cholesterol and sodium. So all that garbage you eat is the issue.

Stress damages a heart more akin to hurting a muscle when you overwork it. Stress doesn't clog arteries.

Gosh, if you're going to be a hypochondriac at least do your ******** research. stressed
Why are you so mean? crying

And I'm proud of it because it's kinda cool and it just feels soo weird. I also kinda enjoy feeling pregnant. If I keep growing it a little more, I eventually won't be able to see my feet anymore when I stand up straight and look down. It's gonna be weird. o.O  
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