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Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:22 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:04 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:50 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:00 pm
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Week I 001. New Beginnings 002. Cause/Effect 003. Peace of Mind 004. Childhood Memories 005. Speed 006. Mayhem 007. Gilding a Lily
*************** ~SPEED~
*(VaseShatteredOops entered the chat now)*
Satoshi: [It just finally struck me right now] Satoshi: [while I was just sitting and thinking.]
Satoshi: [I mean,]
Satoshi: [yeah,]
Satoshi: [we're all advanced and everything] Satoshi: [with our technology and stuff...] Satoshi: [But what exactly is REAL?]
Masami: (o_o)
Satoshi: [It LOOKS real.] Satoshi: [It FEELS real.] Satoshi: [It SMELLS and TASTES real.]
Masami: (Wait, you sniff and lick the computers?)
Satoshi: [But it's not.]
Masami: (Isn't it kinda gross? I mean, it's all cleaned with disinfectants and stuff every day to keep it from, you know, getting all dirty.) Masami: (All those fancy chemicals.) Masami: (What's wrong with you? Has that been getting to your brain?)
Satoshi: [That's not what I'm talking about.]
Masami: (Yeah, I know. But seriously, dude, give me a break. I was just taking a fake-nice fake-nap in the fake-wisteria tree, and then you fake-scare the fake-crap out of me with the fake-vibrations of my fake-PDA getting all fake-buzzing all up in my boob because of your not-fake bs about things being fake?)
Satoshi: [Yes, yes,]
Satoshi: [I apologize for the fact that you keep your PDA in your boob-holder.]
Masami: (LOLLLLL OMG Boob-holder. Yesss. GENIUS. Let's call it that from now on. Boob-holders. Like, "Yes! Let's go boob-holder e-shopping tomorrow, gurlfraynd!!! What size boob-holder are you? I'm A32. JK, we both know my boob-holder is wayyy bigger than that. I just didn't want to make you feel bad about your own boob-holder size. Hahaha! Yeah, I was kidding. I hate you. I do not want to go boob-holder shopping with you.")
Satoshi: [...]
Satoshi: [I'm actually smiling at this right now,] Satoshi: [but] Satoshi: [that's not what I want to discuss.]
Satoshi: [At all.]
Masami: (Yeahhh, I know. I just woke up, though. Gimme a sec while I read through your not-fake bs about things being fake.) Masami: (But at least it's good that I'm cheering you up? wink )
Satoshi is typing...
Satoshi stopped typing.
Satoshi is typing...
Satoshi stopped typing.
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I snickered at his indecisiveness. What is he trying to type? What is he thinking? This happens too often.
Scrolling up, I find Satoshi's lamentations over how stupid he was as a kid. I thought he was cute back then, at least.
Reading... Reading... Oh. Wow. He finally bought the s**t that I wasn't even selling. I'm going to take the liberty of keeping the change.
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Satoshi: [I mean,] Satoshi: [I'm just saying that] Satoshi: [we're hypocrites.] Satoshi: [We say the gods are fake,] Satoshi: [but then we build ourselves a whole palace of fake-ness.]
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I exhale a yawn into my palm. Satoshi probably knew this all along, but just tried to suppress it. Did something happen to him?
But I can cross that bridge later.
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Masami: (Looks like you're finally up to speed.)
Masami: (So,)
Masami: (Shall we gain some?)
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