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 Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:32 am
No Back Story.
No Profiles.
Just A Crap future.. full of guns.. Jetpacks.. Dinosaurs and Swords.
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:03 am
 The little girl chirped in his ear.
"Whose great idea do you think it was to ******** clone dinosaurs anyways..."
Chronos didn't say much. He never said much. He was always thinking of away to stay alive. He only reached for his side arm, that beautiful chrome piece of machinery that fired about 25 bullets in a half of a second strong enough to rip through any ******** dinosaur that dared walk towards him. However Chronos was going through a tough time. His jetpack recently broke down and he was about thirty miles away from a city.
One Clip for his side arm.
One Clip for his main mama (His Primary Weapon)
Two Bottles of Mexico's Finest Water (which wasn't that fine).
No Jet Pack.
No Beam Knife.
God hated him at this exact moment. Gods hated him at this moment. Zues, Herculeas, Ares,.. whoever anybody prayed too hated him at this exact moment. However he could only smile. Because he saw some bandits up ahead. You could never feel bad about murdering a bandit no matter how hard you tried. Chronos flipped his main mama from his back. The Rifle. The big bad mama jama. No matter how you put it this mother ******** was the queen b***h and that b***h didn't stand for no bullshit. Chronos closed his eye and his cybernetic eye started to lock onto his target.
Funny story about how he lost his original eye. Played with a laser knife with his buddy. His buddy stabbed him in the eye when he tripped over a rock. There was enough of the original eye to recover and replace with cybernetics. See Funny story.
"Are you going to kill them.."
"Hush..."
Chronos finished his aim at the first bandit and he fired. The gun was so powerful that the bandit's head was blown clean off. Not even a drip of blood would squirt. The bandit would just fall backwards into the dust. Chronos looked at the gun and he gave a brief but happy smile. The other two bandits only started to panic and would attempt to fly off. Chronos had already picked his shots and blew both of their legs away.
"...back in business.."
Chronos said with a cheer. Maybe the gods didn't hate him. Chronos walked to the dead bandits and saw that he damaged each and every jet pack. His eyes widened and he fell on the ground with a bit of a sigh. Maybe the gods just loved to ******** with him. He sat down on the ground and picked up a small trigger switch that the Bandit had. He played with it until he pressed the button and a large rumbling could be heard.
"Whaaat's that Mister Chronos."
"hush."
Chronos looked and there it was... The ******** bandits had one of the baddest mother ******** cars alive. A ******** Cadillac. Chronos jumped in the caddy and he was in luck there were the keys. He started it up and he started to drive across the desert sand. Today.. Today just could be a good day.
One Clip for his side arm.
Zero Clips for his main mama (His Primary Weapon)
Two Bottles of Mexico's Finest Water (which wasn't that fine).
No Jet Pack.
No Beam Knife.
But one Cadillac the gods might be crazy...
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:56 am
Robots were one of those things that were a novel idea. However when it came time to fight against the dinosaurs.. Many of them went extinct. Along with the people that built them. However, the robot race that thrives typically run shops and build new technology. Offering their children as weapons to the new world. Robots can be described as Asexual or they can have sex with another robot to produce a weapon. Robot sex produces better weapons than asexual robot weapons, but a gun is a gun. The doorbell rings and the man comes through the door. His eyes start to look through the merchandise and he only moans at the crap selection. "Dis the best you got" The Robot's mechanical orange eyes came glowing from the back. He only walked from the back of the store. His large hand grabbed onto the counter and he only stared at the man. Surpeme X-11 was one of the finest shop keeps in this part of the desert. Well technically he was the best because he was the only shop in the land. Supreme X-11 only thumbed through his items and he placed down one of the best rocket launchers he had ever had created. "You see this bad boy my main man. You can blow up a whole Blasted village with one of these. Bandits raped your main b***h? This Gun here will heat seak them out and then blow them up to smitherines. You got that boy?" The man only ran his thumb along the Rocket Launcher and nodded. He got ready to pay for the gun and then a large Raptor busted through the front door biting the man in half. Supreme X-11 was only sprayed by the red blood of the man. The man wouldn't even be able to yell. The Robot only watched carefully as he pointed his eye lasers to the powerful dinosaur and blew it up to pieces. The robot then reached his hand inside of the man's left over pocket and took the credits out. The smaller robots would then start to clean up the dinosaurs mess. "No point of.. wasting these credits my dear man. You be dead anyways....stoopid fleshbag. Always always always keep an eye out for dinosaurs." The Robot said as he clang back to the back.
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 2:34 am
Drugs. The best drugs in the whole entire world. Going through her little lungs. She took a large puff of the blunt. She put ti down to the side as she continued to work on her computer. she typed fast and hard on the green screen and only stared as it started to blink for a moment. IT stopped working. Take another hit. Take another hit. Take another hit. Being high didn't even describe where she was right now. She only pulled down her googles and connect a small piece of of usb wire to her glasses. She rolled out her cyber mat and started to type on it.
"...were are you Chronos... why haven't you came back home yet..."
She started to search through the barely functioning internet to find him. However, it seemed as if he was just gone. She got angry for a moment as she put the joint back in her mouth and took a longer hit. Her eyes started to widen and they got bloodshot as she finished typing the code into her computer. The internet was shut down for a few years now... However, some backwood hackers were still able to keep some information a float. Some people were able to be tracked and found through old security measures. She took in a deep breathe as she closed her lid of the computer and unplugged from the googles.
"..Not on Grid... Too high too care...."
She only put her computer in her bag and then placed the bag on her back. She only walked through out the small desert town. She reached down on her waist and put her fingers on her small pistol when she large cloud of dust start to ride towards her. She was too far gone to even care when the bandits jumped out of the van. They all had large riffles pointed right at her face. <******** look they are in a rape van. Oh god... I don't want to be raped... ...damn it... Chronos.."
She said as she took the last hit of her blunt. She took her hand off her small side arm. The bandits got ready to hit her with the blunt end of the gun. She only held up one arm.
"...seriously the face? Can't you just gag me...wait on other hand don't gag me.. its to early in the morning for that.. Just yeah knock me out...just one request.. don't rape me.."
The but of the gun hit her in the face. Desi was out. The bandits scooped her up and put her in the back of the van.
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:33 am
and just like that.. his luck changed for the worse. His tire popped in the hot desert sand. Or maybe it was shot out. Or even worse a Cyber Ninja threw a shuriken threw it. Well it was one of those things. Chronos was without his slick new Caddy. Chronos walked to the trunk of the car to see if there was a spare in the trunk.
"Of course not.. why would anybody keep a spare in this mother ********. Damn."
"Ohh Chronos how far is the city.."
Chronos looked at her. She only tossed her hands up in the air and jumped on his back. Chronos only bothered to look down at the tire. The tire was ripped to shreds and he looked down at the tire. As he pulled the piece from the tire it looked like a dinosaur claw. Chronos started to walk towards a small valley as he placed his hand on his face. he was going the opposite way from the city. Now.. he was in the worst place that he could imagine. The ******** Dinosaur Grave Yard.
That's its actual name: The ******** Dinosaur Grave Yard. TFDGY was named by a couple of what could have been talking dinosaurs or at least what the natives tell people, but that was before the natives were ate by dinosaurs. Now the TFDGY(The ******** Dinosaur Grave Yard is guarded by the Dinosaur Riders. Other wise Bandits who ride on Dinosaurs. They are highly protective of the grave yard believing that it has magic powers..(even though we all know magic is for tards.
Chronos only grabbed his sidearm and once again checked. Low on ammo. His cybereye only started to scan the area... Of course there were more dinosaurs then he had ammo. Before he had time to react there it was before him. A the fresh breath of T-Rex in his face. Chronos only looked up and saw the one person he never wanted to see again. Cogan..King of the Dinosaur Riders, or just a high ranking Bandit. Chronos only flipped his gun back in the holster. <********... me.. Cogan.."
"... Welcome back Chronos... See you brought our gun back."
Chronos Big Mama Jama was from this village. He actually stole it from the Beast Riders when he came to this village oh so long ago.
Cogan only pointed all of his ammo towards Chronos.
Dinosaur Riders usually were able to outfit there choice rides with slick rockets, missles, grenades, miniguns... some were even able to convert their dinosaurs into badass robots.
Chronos kept his hand off his gun. He knew that this wasn't going to get any better until it get a lot worse. Cogan walked Chronos to the village. Dinosaur yells. Bandits shot in the air. They were brutes. They were dangerous. Chronos was in the badlands now. Chronos was stuck in The ******** Dinosaur Grave Yard. She only looked up to him for one moment.
"..we are screwed aren't we?"
"Yup.."
"Are we going to ******** and the little girl girl said at the same time.
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:15 am
The alien side of life in the desert world. Aliens drove like idiots in space and sometimes they crashed into this planet. This lowly deserted planet. However the ones that did survive usually adapted to life to the planet. Stella was one of the aliens that adapted to the planet.
"...I hate this planet.."
Okay. Stella didn't adapt to the planet so well. She however did make way by becoming one of the largest criminals in the world. While most aliens had manged to live a normal life by killing bandits. She managed to take over smaller bandits and take over a lot of the smaller groups and band them under one banner called 'The Ventures.' Stella was sitting on her phone. She sent the Goon Squad( a smaller department of The Ventures) to kidnap Desi.
"Okay... did you kidnap that dumb girl.."
"Yes."
Stella almost dropped the phone. Her eyes went wide and she kicked her little feet in the air. Stella only clapped and she grabbed hold onto the phone.
The Ventures never real had great help when it came to do anything. They would often shoot themselves. Get blasted. Got blown up. They were specialty Bandits, but they were idiots. ******** Idiots. However, after purging away some of the more retard ones there had to be some stars in the group.
Stella only licked her lips again.
"Good how far are you out?"
"Twenty minutes.. Do hurry and get back.."
Stella said as she hung up her phone. She walked to the board and she eyed the board of the most wanted criminals. Not only was Stella one of the biggest criminals in the world. She was also one of the biggest bounty hunters in the universe. Stella walked to her chair and she sighed slowly. She sat down and tapped her fingers across the table.
All of a sudden an explosion.
"s**t... are you kidding me?"
"STELLA PUT YOUR MOTHER ******** HANDS UP ITS THE GOD DAMN BEASTIE GIRLS."
Stella grabbed her plasma Boom Stick. She cocked her gun and pointed it to where the smoke was billowing from, and sighed.
The Beastie Girls, another crime syndicate that tried to take over the desert lands. MCB, Subtraction Rock, and Michelle B. They were known for their constant explosion and bank robberies; while they seemed to be practically harmless it was part of their image. Each one of the Beastie Girls maanged to kill at least three hundred men together, two robots a piece, and ate a t-Rex while it was still alive. The Beastie Girls were nothing to ******** with.
Stella pointed her gun and only fired a warning shot. She stared.
"So how can I help you bitches..."
"By Giving yourself up.."
"boooooooiiiii..."
Stella spit on the ground. It seemed as if today..wasn't going to go as planned.
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:30 pm
... ********...
The only word that comes to mind when you are kidnapped. Desi only wanted to know where Chronos was.. so that guy could kill all these ******** and then let her go. However, it seemed as if that wouldn't be happening anytime soon. The bandits had done nothing but smoke ciggerates, yucky, and clean their guns. Desi had done nothing but try to figure away how to kill all of them. However, every plan required her to be at least shot once. She didn't enjoy being shot.
"So girl.. what did you do to make Stella have to track you down.."
Desi hated being called 'girl' it was just insultful. She had rather been called b***h, slut, tart, broad, anything but girl. She only put her hand back on her pistol. However, she felt the burning sensation of the bullet ripping through her small frame. She kept her cool.
" I don't know maybe she's a lesbian...I am pretty cute.."
"..bwah.. We have got better looking Bandits then you girl."
...that word again. The searing pain of the bullet was not worse then the searing pain of disrespect. she grabbed the but of her gun, and she hit the first bandit in the face breaking his nose. She then pointed the gun towards the guy across from him. She shot him in the chest, twice. One for being ugly and the other for calling her a girl. She then pointe the gun towards the driver of the car and fired it right into his skull. The passenger managed to shot her.
Damn it.. <******** then managed to put two slugs into his chest. However, the problem with shooting the drivers head off... The car kept going until it hit something hard. Sending her flying out of the car....
Rest in peace, Ventures. You shall be replaced eventually.
Desi went flying through the air.. where would she land? Nobody knew.
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Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 1:27 am
Cogan.. one of the Dinosaur Riders. The science behind riding a dinosaur isn't exact. Some people can other people can't. It turns out that most stupid people can ride a dinosaur. Something about their brain functions at the same level of a dinosaur. However, this is just rumors and not exact scientifc fact. However, most people that ride dinosaurs are ******** idiots. That is a fact. Cogan.. Cogan was no different. "So Chronos.. give me back our Big Mama Jama.. and I swear we won't kill you.. that bad."Chronos only looked up and he took the gun off of his back and gave up the big mama jama. Chronos might have been one of the best shots in the desert. However, he wasn't an idiot. The gun didn't have a clip in it. He was overran by at least twenty people. Chronos only tapped his fingers on his side arm. He only looked out towards the dinosaur raiders. Cogan only cheered at the return of his gun. The Big Mama Jama was the ultimate weapon of his people. Like the Diving Rod of Moses. The Ark of the Covenant. Whatever these people worshiped this gun as they worshiped it as, but it didn't matter. Chronos only sat there watiing for Cogan to be done being worshiped as a savior. Cogan was already the leader, but he was now the leader that brought salvation back home. They lost the gun to Chronos when the old leader Chuck was in charge. Chuck was eaten by a dinosaur not soon after. "...so.. do we have any explosives.."
"Nope.."
"...guessing you don't have any more ammo?"
"Nope.."
The dinosaur only snarled in the face of Chronos.
"Shoot the gun.."
"THE ******** YOU MEAN SHOOT THE GUN."Chronos very seldom got loud. He was one of the stoic heroes. ******** the babes. Shot the bad guys. However, when a plan was so crazy. So outrages. He couldn't help but get loud. The little girl that he was with only sighed. As she placed her palm on her forehead and repeated the plan again."Shoot the gun.. It has some kinda of lythum crystal in it.. shoot it.. the gun explodes and then we can probably escape from these dinosaur riders.."
Chronos only sighed. He lifted the gun from his holster and pointed it at the gun. Before he could even pull the trigger Cogan went down. A sword through the throat. The dinosaur had a bullet between its eyes. Chronos had blood sprayed all over him. He knew.. He knew that couldn't be good. He only sighed as he watched the dinosaur riders scatter. Chronos picked up his gun and he looked in front of him. There he was.. the Goddamn Tiblet, or Tiblet for short. Chronos only sighed."Tiblet..""Chronos..still talking to invisible little girls..""possibly" (this meant yes).."Still travel with Desi..""Maybe"(This meant on occasion)...Tiblet only cracked his neck and he licked his lips as he started to walk. He tapped his caddy. A beautiful invention that had the world's only cloaking device.
"GET in.. I have a job for you.."
The Goddamn Tiblet, world's first desert pirate.
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Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 3:11 am
Stella was done with the Beastie Girls just like that, and she had a big smile grow across her face. The Plasma Boomstick made quick work of the girls who didn't wear armor. Bursted through one of their chest. One to the face, and finally the last buckshot blew off the last girls legs. No point of growing attached to any of them suince they were all left bleeding and in a mess. She looked at her base. Her sanctuary, but it was in a bloody mess thanks to the Beastie Cunts.
"Great. Now my base is covered in blood. Human blood... Well somebody start cleaning.."
The Raiders were terrible at a few thing. Killing people. Kidnapping. Doing basic task that should be required in being a raider. But for whatever reasons they stars at cleaning. They could make a place look spotless in under five minutes. It must have been all the cleaning they had to do before Stella took over. She didn't take over with ease. She blew the brains out of anybody that defied her, and then five more people to show that she was serious. Now she was left the worst of the worst. But at least they were loyal idiots. She sighed as she sat back down looking at her pratically clean base of operation.
"Anybody been in contact with the Ventures.. They still have not produced that..."
Crash!!!!!!
In comes flying the small cut up and shot Desi. Stella only grabbed her boomstick and pointed in Desi's face. As her white chalky face smiled to show her beautiful smile. She cocked it and placed the gun on Des's nose.
"OH boy.. guess I was a good little girl this year... So you ******** c**t. Guess what I am going to collect your ******** bounty!"
Desi's eyes went a bit wide.. or at least hers went. She just held her hands up in the air. She couldn't believe that she was caught. Bounty.. Desi had a habit of stealing from everyone and giving to herself. Not only being one of the few desolate cyber hackers. She was one of the most skilled thieves. It was the only thing that kept her computer running were the parts that she stole. Her once small bounty eventually escalated to being one of the highest bounties recorded because of her constant cyber use and stealing.
"Aww.. ******** Stella...."Stella only kept smiling as she hit Desi in the face with the bunt of her rifle. Desi then sat back down in her chair and she called the number for the Lawmen.
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