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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:18 pm
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:54 pm
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1.1 : Landing
--You have successfully landed on 189-Zeta-A.--
It's nothing but a bunch of stones and an arid wasteland. I'll ask again, who in their right mind ever called this paradise? Those crazy life forms, no wonder they all died out.
But, really. What did they ever see in this place.
Maybe the stones. Yeah, those stones are pretty. What did the database say about those? Something about heat. Exothermic. No touching. Right.
--Congratulations.--
Yeah, thanks for surviving being flung across 89 light-years in a second hand space-craft. You could have sounded a little happier, computer. Oh wait. You can't.
-- Passenger Number 14589003. You are now being added to the database.--
All the A.I. installed computers are being used for a better purpose. Yeah. Do you know that, computer? I'm stuck with you because of cost-cutting issues. I swear I'll-
--You know have a record in the database.--
Oh finally.
--Please wait a few moments. An official will fetch you soon.--
They better be quick.
--Once more, the I.B.C. would like to thank you for participating in our New Beginnings Project.--
I'm a resource to the galaxy, a viable subject, the place is pretty, yeah, yeah.
--Have a good morning.--
It's morning? But that's the moon! That is the moon, isn't it? "Computer, look up moon on the database."
--189-Zeta-A has two natural satellites, namely Caeli and Ava. Ava is visible in the sky throughout the whole day.--
Ava, It's purple. Wow. A purple moon. "Computer, is Ava always purple?"
--Yes.--
Oh. And are those birds? "Computer, what species of birds are those?"
--Those are the silver-brested Eiego of 189-Zeta-A. They have a wingspan of 10 feet and their average lifespan is 16 years.--
Are those flowers? Those square pinkish things are flowers? "Computer, those flowers-"
--The most common of the six species of flora on 189-Zeta-A is the Zaela species, which grow nearby Fire Flung Stones. They absorb the heat given off by the said stones.--
Well, that's neat. Okay. Really neat. You know what? Maybe this place isn't so bad after all.
--Your escort has arrived.--
Thanks, computer.
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 5:20 pm
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 5:22 pm
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