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 Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:12 pm
Most of the time, I'm something of a misanthropist. People are really stupid, overall crappy beings who all too easily give in to all the most mundane things like women who show their ankles or guns twice the size of their arms.
Often times I'm struck with a sense of amazement that I'm the same species as some of these people.
But then, whenever I play a game where there are a fudge ton of amazing races from the insane to the awe inspiring, I have to say.
Humans are pretty boss when there are things besides humans. Nothing says I am amazing more than stabbing the living s**t out of sixteen giant golems that should realistically be able to murder you with a glare, despite the fact that they never really did anything to you in the first place.
If I've got a guy, a cat person who can see in the dark and rip your throat out with its teeth, and a lizard who can lift a school bus, I'll pick the guy.
Probably because making things work with normal people in an abnormal situation is more fun. Screw magic, I've sticks, string, and small pointy rocks!
Why are normal things more interesting when there's abnormal stuff around?
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:07 am
Divine_Malevolence Most of the time, I'm something of a misanthropist. People are really stupid, overall crappy beings who all too easily give in to all the most mundane things like women who show their ankles or guns twice the size of their arms. Often times I'm struck with a sense of amazement that I'm the same species as some of these people. But then, whenever I play a game where there are a fudge ton of amazing races from the insane to the awe inspiring, I have to say. Humans are pretty boss when there are things besides humans. Nothing says I am amazing more than stabbing the living s**t out of sixteen giant golems that should realistically be able to murder you with a glare, despite the fact that they never really did anything to you in the first place. If I've got a guy, a cat person who can see in the dark and rip your throat out with its teeth, and a lizard who can lift a school bus, I'll pick the guy. Probably because making things work with normal people in an abnormal situation is more fun. Screw magic, I've sticks, string, and small pointy rocks! Why are normal things more interesting when there's abnormal stuff around? Do you bury me when I'm gone?
Do you teach me while I'm here?
If this is talking about what I think it's talking about, Argonians can't lift a bus. They can regenerate like a BOSS, but they can't lift a bus... Arsis (my Argonian) can deep-fry just about anything he wants (usually Thalmor.) It's not a good idea to piss him off. Right now, he's working with two-handed weapons, but he's still a scary sonuvabitch.
Just as soon as I belong
Then it's time I disappear
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:39 am
Yoru Kurosawa Divine_Malevolence Most of the time, I'm something of a misanthropist. People are really stupid, overall crappy beings who all too easily give in to all the most mundane things like women who show their ankles or guns twice the size of their arms. Often times I'm struck with a sense of amazement that I'm the same species as some of these people. But then, whenever I play a game where there are a fudge ton of amazing races from the insane to the awe inspiring, I have to say. Humans are pretty boss when there are things besides humans. Nothing says I am amazing more than stabbing the living s**t out of sixteen giant golems that should realistically be able to murder you with a glare, despite the fact that they never really did anything to you in the first place. If I've got a guy, a cat person who can see in the dark and rip your throat out with its teeth, and a lizard who can lift a school bus, I'll pick the guy. Probably because making things work with normal people in an abnormal situation is more fun. Screw magic, I've sticks, string, and small pointy rocks! Why are normal things more interesting when there's abnormal stuff around? Do you bury me when I'm gone?
Do you teach me while I'm here?
If this is talking about what I think it's talking about, Argonians can't lift a bus. They can regenerate like a BOSS, but they can't lift a bus... Arsis (my Argonian) can deep-fry just about anything he wants (usually Thalmor.) It's not a good idea to piss him off. Right now, he's working with two-handed weapons, but he's still a scary sonuvabitch.
Just as soon as I belong
Then it's time I disappear Was speaking of Nephilim and Slithzerikai at that point
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:57 am
Divine_Malevolence Yoru Kurosawa Divine_Malevolence Most of the time, I'm something of a misanthropist. People are really stupid, overall crappy beings who all too easily give in to all the most mundane things like women who show their ankles or guns twice the size of their arms. Often times I'm struck with a sense of amazement that I'm the same species as some of these people. But then, whenever I play a game where there are a fudge ton of amazing races from the insane to the awe inspiring, I have to say. Humans are pretty boss when there are things besides humans. Nothing says I am amazing more than stabbing the living s**t out of sixteen giant golems that should realistically be able to murder you with a glare, despite the fact that they never really did anything to you in the first place. If I've got a guy, a cat person who can see in the dark and rip your throat out with its teeth, and a lizard who can lift a school bus, I'll pick the guy. Probably because making things work with normal people in an abnormal situation is more fun. Screw magic, I've sticks, string, and small pointy rocks! Why are normal things more interesting when there's abnormal stuff around? Do you bury me when I'm gone?
Do you teach me while I'm here?
If this is talking about what I think it's talking about, Argonians can't lift a bus. They can regenerate like a BOSS, but they can't lift a bus... Arsis (my Argonian) can deep-fry just about anything he wants (usually Thalmor.) It's not a good idea to piss him off. Right now, he's working with two-handed weapons, but he's still a scary sonuvabitch.
Just as soon as I belong
Then it's time I disappear Was speaking of Nephilim and Slithzerikai at that point Do you bury me when I'm gone?
Do you teach me while I'm here?
Aha... My mistake. I've clearly been playing too much Skyrim.
Just as soon as I belong
Then it's time I disappear
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:37 pm
Yoru Kurosawa Divine_Malevolence Yoru Kurosawa Divine_Malevolence Most of the time, I'm something of a misanthropist. People are really stupid, overall crappy beings who all too easily give in to all the most mundane things like women who show their ankles or guns twice the size of their arms. Often times I'm struck with a sense of amazement that I'm the same species as some of these people. But then, whenever I play a game where there are a fudge ton of amazing races from the insane to the awe inspiring, I have to say. Humans are pretty boss when there are things besides humans. Nothing says I am amazing more than stabbing the living s**t out of sixteen giant golems that should realistically be able to murder you with a glare, despite the fact that they never really did anything to you in the first place. If I've got a guy, a cat person who can see in the dark and rip your throat out with its teeth, and a lizard who can lift a school bus, I'll pick the guy. Probably because making things work with normal people in an abnormal situation is more fun. Screw magic, I've sticks, string, and small pointy rocks! Why are normal things more interesting when there's abnormal stuff around? Do you bury me when I'm gone?
Do you teach me while I'm here?
If this is talking about what I think it's talking about, Argonians can't lift a bus. They can regenerate like a BOSS, but they can't lift a bus... Arsis (my Argonian) can deep-fry just about anything he wants (usually Thalmor.) It's not a good idea to piss him off. Right now, he's working with two-handed weapons, but he's still a scary sonuvabitch.
Just as soon as I belong
Then it's time I disappear Was speaking of Nephilim and Slithzerikai at that point Do you bury me when I'm gone?
Do you teach me while I'm here?
Aha... My mistake. I've clearly been playing too much Skyrim.
Just as soon as I belong
Then it's time I disappear ^.^ Technically the cat people are just more adept with bows and lockpicks. You don't even get to play as the things that get to bite. But you get to play against them, and they are assholes.
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:17 pm
Oh good, you're talking about a game. I was worried for a moment.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:48 am
LabTech Kestin Oh good, you're talking about a game. I was worried for a moment. I guess there's just a matter of time before Divine will be prescribed medicaments as well. 
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:29 pm
LabTech Kestin Oh good, you're talking about a game. I was worried for a moment. Yup yup. People are only impressive when there's something that's supposed to be more impressive. Not limited to games, though. Hoomies are oft' more awesome than vampires.
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