MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU GET?

[Aoi the Crossdresser]

So what did you get?  

[Shikume]

$20 and $25 grandmother and mother.

Shower gel from tea ;3  

[cool4]

Money, headphones, speakers.  

[CaptainTeaTime]

I do like my woman to smell good, so yes. Shower gel.

I got $40 total from Shikume's parents and grandma. Because yay for kind of sort of adoptions that aren't legit because I'm old.

From her sister, I got a book. Which should show up next week in the mail.

Shikume has yet to give me anything but I suppose we'll see... I think we're going for Subway tomorrow that Shikume's paying for.

And my mom got me a laptop. It's supposed to be for Christmas and birthday and whatever else forever apparently.  

[Aoi the Crossdresser]

CaptainTeaTime

I do like my woman to smell good, so yes. Shower gel.

I got $40 total from Shikume's parents and grandma. Because yay for kind of sort of adoptions that aren't legit because I'm old.

From her sister, I got a book. Which should show up next week in the mail.

Shikume has yet to give me anything but I suppose we'll see... I think we're going for Subway tomorrow that Shikume's paying for.

And my mom got me a laptop. It's supposed to be for Christmas and birthday and whatever else forever apparently.

SHIKUME IS MY WOMAN!!!!!!! stare  

[Semok]

Well, the desktop I was long since waitin' to open ended up bein' broken, so now I have to wait a while until it's fixed.

Besides that, which I'm still excited for, I got some socks, pajamas, candy, energy drinks, money, a calendar, and a homemade bowl. Can't wait to put some ramen in my new bowl.

I'm also piss drunk, which is a plus. I'm sure there's more I got, I just can't remember in my state of mind. xd  

[Aoi the Crossdresser]

Semok

Well, the desktop I was long since waitin' to open ended up bein' broken, so now I have to wait a while until it's fixed.

Besides that, which I'm still excited for, I got some socks, pajamas, candy, energy drinks, money, a calendar, and a homemade bowl. Can't wait to put some ramen in my new bowl.

I'm also piss drunk, which is a plus. I'm sure there's more I got, I just can't remember in my state of mind. xd

I'm kinda drunk to.

Stupid, 8 shots of 40% ABV vodka and nothing. Imma get 2 more.  

[Semok]

Aoi the Crossdresser

Semok

Well, the desktop I was long since waitin' to open ended up bein' broken, so now I have to wait a while until it's fixed.

Besides that, which I'm still excited for, I got some socks, pajamas, candy, energy drinks, money, a calendar, and a homemade bowl. Can't wait to put some ramen in my new bowl.

I'm also piss drunk, which is a plus. I'm sure there's more I got, I just can't remember in my state of mind. xd

I'm kinda drunk to.

Stupid, 8 shots of 40% ABV vodka and nothing. Imma get 2 more.

I forget how many shots I've had. Just threw up a little bit, and then took some tums. All I know is that I feel like s**t and keep randomly cryin'.

Woo! Christmas!  

[CaptainTeaTime]

Aoi the Crossdresser

CaptainTeaTime

I do like my woman to smell good, so yes. Shower gel.

I got $40 total from Shikume's parents and grandma. Because yay for kind of sort of adoptions that aren't legit because I'm old.

From her sister, I got a book. Which should show up next week in the mail.

Shikume has yet to give me anything but I suppose we'll see... I think we're going for Subway tomorrow that Shikume's paying for.

And my mom got me a laptop. It's supposed to be for Christmas and birthday and whatever else forever apparently.

SHIKUME IS MY WOMAN!!!!!!! stare

I called dibs years ago. Also, I'm ignoring you until there's a ring on Shikume's finger.

Or at least until she says no. Which, I would like to point out, hasn't happened yet and probably never actually will. Because, oh yeah small detail but whatever, I'm not actually doing anything with her. stare

Also, congrats all around for the drunkeness! I wish you a happy Christmas with minimal hangovers (except Aoi, who can suffer)  

[Aoi the Crossdresser]

CaptainTeaTime

Aoi the Crossdresser

CaptainTeaTime

I do like my woman to smell good, so yes. Shower gel.

I got $40 total from Shikume's parents and grandma. Because yay for kind of sort of adoptions that aren't legit because I'm old.

From her sister, I got a book. Which should show up next week in the mail.

Shikume has yet to give me anything but I suppose we'll see... I think we're going for Subway tomorrow that Shikume's paying for.

And my mom got me a laptop. It's supposed to be for Christmas and birthday and whatever else forever apparently.

SHIKUME IS MY WOMAN!!!!!!! stare

I called dibs years ago. Also, I'm ignoring you until there's a ring on Shikume's finger.

Or at least until she says no. Which, I would like to point out, hasn't happened yet and probably never actually will. Because, oh yeah small detail but whatever, I'm not actually doing anything with her. stare

Also, congrats all around for the drunkeness! I wish you a happy Christmas with minimal hangovers (except Aoi, who can suffer)

I HATE YOU!!!!! You probably see weirdly. Shikume doesn't. That will keep me from being with any other woman unless it's cool4 or Candee which will probably never happen.  

[CaptainTeaTime]

Aoi the Crossdresser

CaptainTeaTime

Aoi the Crossdresser

CaptainTeaTime

I do like my woman to smell good, so yes. Shower gel.

I got $40 total from Shikume's parents and grandma. Because yay for kind of sort of adoptions that aren't legit because I'm old.

From her sister, I got a book. Which should show up next week in the mail.

Shikume has yet to give me anything but I suppose we'll see... I think we're going for Subway tomorrow that Shikume's paying for.

And my mom got me a laptop. It's supposed to be for Christmas and birthday and whatever else forever apparently.

SHIKUME IS MY WOMAN!!!!!!! stare

I called dibs years ago. Also, I'm ignoring you until there's a ring on Shikume's finger.

Or at least until she says no. Which, I would like to point out, hasn't happened yet and probably never actually will. Because, oh yeah small detail but whatever, I'm not actually doing anything with her. stare

Also, congrats all around for the drunkeness! I wish you a happy Christmas with minimal hangovers (except Aoi, who can suffer)

I HATE YOU!!!!! You probably see weirdly. Shikume doesn't. That will keep me from being with any other woman unless it's cool4 or Candee which will probably never happen.

... O.M.G. NO. BAD AOI. BAD.

Because seriously? 'unless it's cool4 or Candee'? So what, like Shikume is your second place because those two weren't available? Also, 'probably'? It will 'probably never happen'... Are you ******** serious?

This is why Shikume deserves better than you.  

[cool4]

"Probably" Aoi? Really? It would never happen.  

[Aoi the Crossdresser]

YOUR STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! It will happen. I LOVE SHIKUME AND SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the hell are you so mean on Gaia? I feel like giving you a piece of my mind in real life to you. stare  

[CaptainTeaTime]

Aoi the Crossdresser

YOUR STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! It will happen. I LOVE SHIKUME AND SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the hell are you so mean on Gaia? I feel like giving you a piece of my mind in real life to you. stare

Go ahead. Try giving me a piece of your mind so I can give you a piece of my knee straight into your balls.

And I'm not mean on Gaia. I'd be mean in real life if you said the same stupid s**t. But offline you actually seem rather decent and not so stupid. That and only that is why I am not mean when you meet me.  

[CaptainTeaTime]

cool4

"Probably" Aoi? Really? It would never happen.

I just... Hot damn, this almost killed me because I laughed so hard.