Official Pokemon Drinking Game!
WARNING: This game gets you ABSOLUTELY s**t faced. Player discretion is strongly advised.
Set Up
1. Get your drink of choice.
2. Pour out 24 shots for each player. (I.E. 48 shots for two players 96 for four.)
3. Have spare shot glasses at ready.
4. Have ice ready.
5. Have suicide hot sauce ready
6. Have food or water ready.
7. Set up a battle with your friends.
8. Begin your battle.
Basic Game Play
1. When your pokemon takes it's first hit take a shot.
2. When your pokemon's health bar turns yellow take a shot.
3. When your pokemon's health bar turns red take a shot
4. When your pokemon faints take a shot.
5. You may forfeit at anytime, but must take half the number of shots of your remaining pokemon if you do so. (Punishments for forfeiting can upped or can be added at the players discretion.)
6. You must shout "I CHOSE YOU (insert pokemon or pokemon's nickname)" when sending out a pokemon.
7. Anyone who fails to follow rule six is to be booed by everyone in the room, and must take a shot for failing to respect their pokemon.
8. The loser takes a shot and thanks their pokemon for trying.
9. Winner takes a shot and thanks their pokemon for a good battle.
10. Sing the ORIGINAL Pokemon theme song if it comes on or if you are having fun. Failure to follow this rule or participate makes you THAT GUY for the rest of the day. Nobody is to pay you any attention, even if the regular THAT GUY is present.
Special Rules
1. If your pokemon is 1 hit K.O.'d take four shots in a row.
2. If your pokemon's health bar goes red on the first hit take three shots in a row
3. If your pokemon's health bar goes yellow on the first hit take two shots in a row
4. If your pokemon is poisoned take a shot every time poison damage is inflicted.
5. Take a shot of beer every time your pokemon fails to hit due to being paralyzed or becomes paralyzed.
6. Take shot if your pokemon goes to sleep.
7. Take a shot if your pokemon wakes up followed by celebratory cheer.
8. If your pokemon becomes confused take a shot.
9. Take 2 shots if your pokemon does damage to its self.
10. If your pokemon is confused and the attack hits the trainer of the hit pokemon must take 2 shots.
11. Should any of your pokemon regain health, refill shot(s) accordingly. (I.E. Health goes from red to yellow fill shot by a quarter, health goes from red to green refill half a shot. Health completely restored refill shot)
12. If your pokemon is burned pour hot sauce in your mouth.
13. Pour Hot Sauce in your mouth every time burn damage is inflicted.
14. If a pokemon is frozen put ice down your back.
15. Every time your pokemon is affected by being frozen put another piece of ice down your back.
16. If you switch a pokemon out take a shot.
17. If a 1 Hit KO move is successful the owner of the hit pokemon takes pokemon's remaining shots plus one punishment shot.
18. If your pokemon uses a one hit KO move and misses take a shot.
19. If a pokemon become infatuated or doesn't attack due to infatuation EVERYONE takes a shot due to the stupidity of it.
20. If a pokemon refuses to listen to its trainer, the trainer must take a shot.
21. If Magikarp uses splash everyone takes two shots.
22. If an attack does hits and no damage the trainer of the pokemon who took no damage takes a shot, and the trainer of the pokemon that did no damage takes two shots.
23. Everyone takes a shot if a pokemon with a great nickname comes out.
24. Everyone takes a shot if a pokemon with a nickname uses an attack that correlates with the nickname. (I.E. p***s uses Harden etc.)
25. Take a shot when your pokemon's ability is used.
26. Take a shot if your opponents pokemons ability has affected you in someway.
27. Take a shot if someone uses Dunsparce
28. Slap anyone who uses or says anything good about Zubat. Even if they say it sarcastically.
29. Hi-five anyone who makes clever puns or jokes
30. Take a shot when sending your favorite pokemon while cheering.
