*Pinches the bridge of her nose after looking at the multiple revises on the sign* stressed Wait… just WHO is suppose to be topless? *Turns to try and find someone who works there.* ninja CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CLARIFY THIS SIGNAGE?! screamstressed *Points to messed up sign. talk2hand Waits for a bit and then walks off muttering.* You just can't find good help these days. stare
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 7:29 pm
*walks up to the club and hears Psy complaining, she looks to see the sign and looks at it befuddled* confusedOoookay....*then turns to look and see a naked Draa* AHHHH!CANNOT UNSEE! *instantly portals to flee for her life*
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 12:33 am
*raises an eyebrow at Liada's reaction* I'd more so expect that from a straight guy. If male genitalia scares her so much, no wonder she can't get laid stare
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 9:03 am
*Goes back to the Gentleman's Club and facepalms when he sees his sign. stressedstare Chucks the multi edit version and starts fresh.*
MENS CLUB NO Women allowed unless they're topless
cool
*Pulls up a stool and waits for the topless ladies.* cool
-saunters over, after fixing her top so she bare but her hair is covering everything, hiding pen behind her back and gets between Showcase and the sign- Ooooh Shoooowcase. -gives a sultry look- I do believe you have something of mine. wink
-bats eyelashes and smiles up at him while making a small mark on the sign-
MENS CLUB NO Women allowed unless they're topless
cool
Big strong copper. wink How are you today? -bends over slightly while talking and moves hips to distract-
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:16 am
*Raises an eyebrow at Dame and then remembers.* Oh yeah. exclaim *Pulls out her license and hands it to her.* You check out. We've been seeing a lot of counterfeits on the rise and by the looks of you, Ma'am, I would have sworn this was fake. My mistake.
I know. cool -smirks at him and puts up her arms, flexing her own guns and kissing each muscle- Or tanks like these. wink -puts one leg out and lifts up her dress slightly, flexing her thigh muscle- twisted
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:10 am
*Surprised to see her sporting her own smaller more feminine muscles.* Not bad Miss Dame. Not bad for a girl. We have a couple of ladies on the force I see in the PD gym now and again. Not too shabby. cool
:: reads the sign and furrows brow in confusion :: confused Where's the club? Do all shirtless men use the same one? Where's the cave they drag the women by their hair to after hitting them with the club? eek Miro didn't see one nearby so it must be quite a ways. Wouldn't you get tired of dragging the woman after a while?
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:22 am
stare Justin. Don't piss me off.
For a 'girl'. Really? Yeah, I get your guns are bigger than mine. That's cool. Big muscles on a girl's arm, probably not all that attractive. Especially for a relatively short girl like me. But this? -puts out leg again, raising hem of dress even higher to show off her entire thigh- Is bigger than your damn head. Its from years of gymnastics, Justin. They could crush you like a bug. stressed It takes special hard work to get muscles like those. twisted
-throws up hands and slips license into dress- stare -trying not to snarl-
-smiles at Miro- Miro! How are you, hon? xdwhee
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:31 am
Chun-Li has man thighs sweatdrop :: realizes that comment seems kind of random but lets it hang there for a moment anyway :: Miro is starting to get worried she's going to be hit with the mens club since she doesn't see it anywhere... which means someone has it on them! gonk :: protects her head with her arms ::