Meanwhile Eternal and his soldiers snuck up on the unsuspecting and rather deranged Boris stuck a bag on his head, clad him in chains and lead him away to be tortured in the prison dungeons charging him for his heinous crimes. Eternal didn't actually care about Boris' victims he just realized this was a great opportunity to gain the approval and trust of his people by pretending to be a leader who actually cares.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:02 pm
Little did anyone know, Fraggle had been hired by Sean to spy on Eternal's secret affairs, all to better him and increase his profits. Fraggle made quite the spy. He seemed to be as unnoticeable as the stereotypical uncool kid in high school. That wasn't to say he wasn't cool. In fact, Fraggle was as cool as the other side of the pillow with his awesome guitar skills. He could serenade a woman into bed if he wanted.
All the while Sean reaped the rewards, money literally pouring down upon him from the heavens whilst the other players bickered amongst themselves. He certainly knew how to play the field, maximising his wealth while minimising his risk.
He -was- the one percent
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:17 am
Ember donned her space armor and grabbed her trusty particle rifle, ready to fight space pirate scum that terrorized the galaxy. All who stood in her way would be shown no mercy.
Except one. Leprechaun_Sean; the seasoned galactic cop tasked with bringing her vigilante antics to a halt. As torn as he was, for all the good she had done, he had his orders and he would relentlessly pursue them till he saw justice was done.
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:09 pm
Ember wouldn't be taken down so easily. She hopped into her space flyer and took off to hide in the far reaches of space until the search for her cooled down.
Yes, hide she would, but it would not last. A great threat had reappeared; Eternal_PrinceOfFire had returned to wreak havoc accross the galaxy. In little more than a few hours he completely decimated the colony of WN-4-36, overpowering the military garrison of the star system with ease and sending a metaphorical shiver of fear through colonised space.
Where oh where would this dastardly mecha strike next?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:05 pm
after falling into a violent depression, Ember was ready to end it all. Then, a small black cat brushed against her leg. she adopted the small feline and found a new purpose to life. "Thank you tiny kitty." She whispered to the kitten as she ran to the local porn shop and bought the hell out of leather based items and grabbed her ultra special boomerang. Ember transformed herself into the infamous Noir, stopper of all night time crimes.
But she would not be alone in this endeavor. The remarkable Red Raven would also take up the call of vigilante shenanigans with his arsenal of illusion and trickery fine-tuned through a mediocre career as a stage magician.
You'd surprised how effective a pack of cards, a flock of doves, and a whole bunch of handkerchiefs tied together is against armed gangsters. 3nodding
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:31 am
On a cold, snowy day, Ember went out to play fetch with her pure white dog. She threw the ball once, twice, trice, etc. After her 999th throw, her friend screamed "FLOATING BALL!!! THEY ARE INVADING!!!" Ember looked at the ball and ran with her friend in panic. The dog of course, followed it's owner 'til the end.
Lucas was too busy, mooning eveyone to notice that the suction from Boris' butt was pulling him in. By the time he noticed, it was too late, for ha had been sucked into the butt that belonged to Boris.
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:59 pm
Luckily for Lucas, Sean was there to whap Dr. Boris on the head with his pipe, releasing the poor sod from the clutches of Dr. Boris' nefarious anus. "You really need to control your butt, dear ole chap." Sean said lighting a match for his pipe.
Sean whapped Boris so hard that the latter began throwing up. Sean rolled his eyes and helped Lucas escape while Boris threw up and cried. Sean promised Lucas a good shower to help get him clean as well as some therapy to help him for what he just went through.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:07 pm
Eternal knew that what Boris did was nothing compared to what he was going to do with Lucas. All he needed was to get Sean's gold, and then the plan would be set in motion.