eternal, however, was trapped in the back of a truck, helpless and afraid, which is totally unlike him. he realized he was becoming a pansy, but couldn't think of a way out without being cruelly impaled and dying a slow death.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:48 pm
Coco tried to escape but realized she was stuck in gold chains. No matter how hard she struggled, she couldn't get out. She started crying.
eternal couldn't stand being trapped in a truck with her whining, so he ripped open the iron maiden with his chainsaw, freed coco, and busted out of there. however, they found themselves in the middle of nowhere. realizing his food options were either desert lizards or coco, he looked over at her and raised his chainsaw.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:19 pm
Coco, being independent, took Eternal and began a fire in which to roast him over.
just when everything was about to get cannibalistic, valiant pulled up in a huge pickup truck shouting, "who wants fries?" eternal and coco eagerly hopped into the truck, chomping on their fries, until they soon arrived at a strange facility that read "nuclear testing area." valiant smiled evilly.
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:05 am
Aya, who was in the passenger seat staging it all tazered Valiant in the neck and kicked him off the truck into the airless outerspace and then looked over to Coco. Coco willingly took the wheel and drove like a madwoman to the nearest planet... A planet known for good fastfood. Aya and Eternal couldn't help but face palm at this as the dictatorial trio got back together like in the good old days....
soon, they reached the fast food planet. since coco and eternal had eaten all the fries, aya got some more for herself. coco got a chicken sandwhich, and eternal, strange child that he is, got a slab of raw meat. aya and coco looked at him strangely.
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:03 pm
Coco watched Eternal go off to the rest room after he finished wolfing down his raw meat while she munched on her chicken sandwich. She noticed he was gone an awful long time and went to investigate. She opened the door to the rest room to see Eternal tied up and stuffed in a bag on the floor and looked up to find herself face to face with....FRAGGLE !!!! twisted
Fraggle looked at Aya and said "it seems you've forgotten that I declared war on you". Right then his war ships began arriving at the fast food planet. He ordered them to attack.
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:54 pm
eternal was starting to think that his constantly being tied up all the time meant something, but he was too rushed to focus on it. he ripped out of the bag with his chainsaw and stalked off to pick a bone with fraggle.
Coco saw the ships and tried to use her rainbow magic powers to turn all of Fraggle's soldiers nice and have them be peaceful. It didn't seem to work. Fraggle must have put an anti-rainbow coating on all his ships.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:27 am
distracted by coco's fail of a peace-making, he almost got sawed in half by one of fraggle's soldiers. he fought them for a little bit until he realized... battling them meant he was under aya's allegiance, which was not acceptable according to the Official Eternal Code. but still... he hated fraggle, so he kept on going.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:06 pm
Distraught at the failure of her attempted happy making incantations, Coco mounted an Elemental Unicorn and flew high above the ship, hoping that the sparkles from the Unicorn's cloud would put the soldiers into a sugar induced sleep.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:07 pm
The sparkles indeed put some of the soldiers to sleep and also drifted to the ground below falling on Princess Horrid while she was driving her car. She began to fall asleep and saw a huge tree right in her path just as she fell asleep at the wheel. She swore revenge on Coco for causing this if she survived !
Fraggle, however, forgot the thing that always kept happening in GAH for some inexplicable reason while he and his soldiers battled Aya and the others. The fastfood planet exploded without warning right after Fraggle figured out that the Coco, Eternal and Aya in front of him were all cyborg clones.
The real dictatorial trio were already in the mothership, planning an all-out war with any of Fraggle's soldiers or ships that survived the explosion. Besides, the real Eternal wouldn't be so subdued so easily, the real Aya would NEVER let Coco take the wheel and the real Coco... Um... Doesn't like chicken sandwiches?