The "If...Then..." Game

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

the pie would blow your head up.

If I had amnesia.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

.... I can only hope it's a 'Dark Descent' Amnesia

If the person reading this doesn't understand my Amnesia: The Dark Descent references...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Maybe I should play the game.


If I decided you didn't deserve painkillers for your filling...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I would stab you in the eye without 'painkillers'. See if YOU like it.

If Chuck Norris had a phoenix down...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I wouldn't be surprised.

If I killed Chuck Norris...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

You'll realize he's actually killing you

If optical illusions were real  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

There'd be ******** galore.


If I shaved your head with a lawnmower...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You'll get raped by killer tomatoes.

If you drive carefully and saved a pedestrian...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Then I'd want to know what the hell was going on.

If I busted your kneecaps...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd yell really loudly.

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd tell you to stop watching TV shows meant for 5 year olds.


If I decided you had to die...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd use my special powers to kill you first.

If we danced naked in the rain...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... a viral video would be born

If all heads of state ever were secretly working for Aya....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd overthrow the system and establish my own dictatorship rule.


If I stuck your feet in cement...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You'd be breaking the contract and would be severely punished for trying to kill me.

If I were your maid...