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 Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:14 am
Welcome guys! This will be my first Let's Play, so please be gentle on the comments. sweatdrop If you haven't noticed yet, this is a Let's Play of Pokémon Emerald version, which takes place in the Hoenn Region.
In any case, enjoy!
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:26 am
Introduction Huh.  It's earthy down here! ...and wet. sweatdrop  Whoa, what is that?! Came out of no where! gonk  It's heading towards the horizon! Chase scene! xd  C'mon Elvis dog! After that flying watchamahoo!  Oh S***. We're being followed. gonk Abort mission! Abort mission! Swerve!! scream  We're losing some! Keep going, Elvis dog!!  Haha! Eat my dust chicken thing!  WHOA. eek What wrong turn did we take?! I didn't realize we ended up at a volcano! Switch gears!  GAAAH! How did we end up at the sea so fast?! They're over here, too! crying We're surrounded! Swerve man, swerve!  And now it's going to rain? Just my luck...  Ho shizz! eek Foreboding shadow in the sky! A dragon approacheth!  AHH! It's going to explode! Make a ru---! *explodes into...*  *Title screen* ...where am I?
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:42 am
 ...who turned out the lights?  Huh? Who are you? Was I just...birthed? ...are you my daddy?  Wait, what? You left me here? IN THE DARKNESS?! What kind of father are you?! scream  Uh...huh.  ...what kind of a last name is Birch? Did you descend from a family line of trees?  Wow, the tree race must be so proud to have their first professor. neutral  ...it looks like duck combined lilypad. gonk This is what you do for a living? Combine animals with plants to make freaks of nature?!  Oh dear God, you let them loose in the wild?!  Wait, they are a friendly species? Alright!  Huh? Workmates? Does that mean we gave them brains and our jobs? So then what do we do?  We enslave them and battle other people? gonk What, are we in a civil war or something?!   What? Like they're planning to overthrow our society? Because after what you explained, I can see why.   Oh, so you research them. Not make them. Got it. Still doesn't mean you aren't a weirdo... Isn't it obvious, smarta**? mad And I thought you were a professor...   My name is...
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:53 am
  Yes, my name is Laline (La-len). But you're my father, shouldn't you know that?!   So I'm moving home? Where was I this entire time? You didn't abandon me at an orphanage, did you?! gonk  For what? Meeting you for the first time in my life? NO!  Wait, what? I'm going on an adventure? That's another way of saying you're kicking me out of the house! crying   But I don't want to! I'm emotionally distraught from this conversation! Just leave me at the orphanage! I don't want this life of confusion. crying  Darn right you'd better expect me! mad I'm gonna' make a complaint about your parental actions, pops!  AHHH, I'M SHRINKING!! eek
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:17 am
 Dear Diary,
It has a been an hour since I woke up from that really weird dream with my...father, I think. It's really dark in this truck and I'm glad I brought a small flashlight with me just in case I fell into a pit. Sadly, I have discovered that the door of the truck is locked from the outside, so I can't escape. I vaguely remember being attacked from behind, and someone saying, "This is for your own g..." and I think I blacked out. Curses! But I don't remember why we had packed up all these boxes with my stuff. No one even mentioned I was moving. Of course, I would have objected strongly...wait, maybe that's why they did that. But to lock me up in a truck?! Jeez, what is--- Huh? Did we stop?  Oh my God, FREEDOM! Step into the portal of light, child...Whuh? Sounded like Jeff Bridges. confused Oh well, out we go!  Holy C***, where am I?!  Mom?! You and dad locked me up in a truck at the orphanage! Explain yourself!  Heck yes it was tiring! I had to avoid being squashed by those boxes half the time! scream  Littleroot? Now where have I heard that name before...?   Eh, the name sounds like a sexual pun in which I probably won't find a good husband here. mrgreen  I get my own room?! xd Sweet! You're not such a bad parent after all! whee Sort of... Not bad...wait, what's with the gorillas? sweatdrop  Ah ha! So we did give Pokémon our jobs! Gah, I hope humans haven't ended up like Wall-E individuals...  Awesome sauce! Will do, mom.   Sweet! I never had a clock of my own before! xd Hopefully I learned enough at the orphanage to know how to set and read it!  Wow. I wonder what they buy with their money made?
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:34 am
 Wow. It's empty in here. sweatdrop But at least it's huge.   Alright, let's do this~!  ...aaaand done! 'Sup mom?  Eh, it's a pretty nice pad. Thanks, mom!  Well, there's nothing in here really to "put away". Except that Gamecube. Saaaay, mom? Can I have allowance so I actually get games for that thing? biggrin   I'd say so. I wasn't going to move all these things up here myself.  I'm pretty sure everything is there. I left a lot of stuff back at the orphanage for the children. After all, it was cra---I mean, charity. biggrin   *whistles~* Hm! What's up, mother dear? Coming~!  Dad?! Petalburg Gym? I thought he lived here in Littleroot?   ...over already? Well, that was a waste of excitement...  So...he's a television celebrity? Jeez, who is my father?  A friend? Hey, maybe he can clear this up for me about my father's identity!  ...wait, what?! I thought HE was my father?! Does that mean I was lied to?! scream  GOOD! I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! stressed  I'm off!
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:59 am
 Right-o! Where is that confusing SOB?! stressed  ...lame. Right, enough screwing around! Time to gather info!    Thanks, dude. You just cleared my suspicions that this Birch person is a bad father. What is up with this town?!  Ah-ha! So that mangy cur is in here! *Sparta kicks door* Alright, where is he?!  Yes Professor Birch! scream Where is he hiding?  ...thank God I'm the type of orphan who reads dictionaries in their spare time. From context clues, I say he's not here and I have to track him somewhere else.  ...huh? Wait, didn't I just tell you I was a smart orphan? mad The only problem I have is with technology. You know, since I was poor and stuff...   Thank you, high and mighty scientist, for stating the obvious. stare    Awesome, so he's not a family man per se. Thank you for building up my already bad impression of him. See ya.  Alright, so let's check up here.  ...'sup?  ...and your point is?  OW! Don't shove me, you little midget! D:< Besides, I have a potato in my pocket, which I'm going to strike you...well, actually, I'm saving this for Birch, so you're off the hook. For now. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:25 pm
 Well, might as well go visit his house. Come to think of it, why didn't I do this before...?  I'm here to kick your husband's pathetic patootie.  And in the language of dot, my name is Rubix Cube, and I hail from a place called "Dirty Child's Land".  Oh, you understand the language of dot? Sweet, didn't think anyone could.  Uh, that's...great? sweatdrop  Really now? Well, looking around the town, I have only found two estrogen-bearing beings here: you and that little girl. I think I know why he's excited. neutral  Then who's that in the corner?  'Sup, little dude.  Nope. Don't really plan to at this rate. I'm going to go back to talking to your mother.  Whoa, wait a minute? You're son is a father who abandons his children, too?! gonk  Ohhh, that's what you meant. My mistake. 4laugh ...but then that probably means he's a crazy warmonger like his father, right?  Now let me get this straight: you husband is playing Scrabble in the tall grass where I heard from that little girl that feral Pokemon lived. ...he really has several screws loose, huh? neutral If that's the case, I'm going upstairs to confront your son to see how bad it is.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:48 pm
 Huh...no one here. D: It's a trap!Thanks for stating the obvious, Jeff Bridges. Sadly, I will ignore you and grab that Pokeball over yonder.  Alright, time to do some Indiana Jones here with this potato. *tries to swap potato with Pokeball*  Ah, gosh dangit! mad   U-uh, I'm not a thief! crying I'm---  ...yeah, that's me. Thanks for interrupting me, jerk.  You must be as blind as your father when it comes to gender. mad YES, I'M A GIRL! Jeez, I guess that's what you expect from a testerone-filled town like this...   YOU CHAUVINISTIC PIG!! scream Daaah, I should hit you with my potato!! stressed  Stop pretending to be friendly and changing the dang subject, boy! I demand to see you be a gentleman!  NO, I DON'T!! scream STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!! Grrr... mad  Heck no. mad I don't want you saying I owe you in the end...  Oh, you forgot something? Well, let me guess: your manners, perhaps? stare  I suddenly don't want to ever meet your dad. In fact, I'm glad their kicking me out of the house. I don't want to be anywhere near your family, you p***k. Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm never seeing you again. rolleyes  ...and just like that, you go to your computer. Jerk. mad ...saaaay, what 'choo looking at? twisted Porno, perhaps?  ...fine, ignore me. stressed You're such an infuriating sap that I'll just leave your sorry self with your porn! Now let's see what that Pokeball is...  Ew. It's something he touched. sad  Good, didn't want his germs on me.    Yeah, what a rude little arse. evil I'm not going to blame you, though, ma'am. I'll blame it all on that father of his. Anyways, I got to go yell at said person for being so screwy. Laters.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:13 pm
 Heeey, little girl. You moved, so something's up.  ...you really need to fix that stutter.  ...but we are outside. stare And I don't here anything. I swear, everyone here is a nut...  Eh, what can you do? lol  Whoa, whoa, hold up a sec! stressed I thought you pushed me out of the way earlier because you said it was dangerous! Now you want me to---?! Daaah, I really should hit you with this potato! ...but...grr, I'll just save this for what's up ahead. I'll go...but you owe, little one. mad  ...that is not the scream of a wild Pokemon.   ...huh.  Sure, dude.  A Pokeball, huh? Yeah, yeah, hold your horses.  This bag, right?  ...dude, there's like, three Pokeballs here; not a Pokeball! Which one do I use?! gonk ...wait, you're Birch?! scream Heck no I'm not gonna--- Save his butt, girl. He'll owe you one.No, Jeff Bridges, no! I'm not going to...drat. stare Fine. I'll pick one... ...ew.  No, thanks.  OMG! eek ISH SO CUTE!! ...ahem. sweatdrop This one. Definitely this one.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:41 pm
 Alright, let's do this--- whoa, wait. Level 2? ...Birch, you pansy. rolleyes  C'mon out, chickie! heart  ...well, I know what I'll be using. :p *FAST FORWARD: The summary is that Ziggy over there kept using Growl and I just used Scratch until it fainted*  Woo~! ...and with experience, Torchic's thirst for battle strengthens. rofl  REWARD PLEASE. xd  ...wait, so that Zigzagoon jumped you with a knife? Okay, a little unbelievable, but I'll buy it.   Yep, I'm Laline.  This is also not the place to play Scrabble, you stupid idiot. mad
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:05 pm
 REWARD.   You have? Well, glad to know. Not.  Huh, let me guess...was it one of your sons that told you, or that little girl? Either way, they're getting potato to their heads. mrgreen  Haha, you scientists and your big words. 4laugh But thanks. I don't really care, though... ...I hate you. evil I don't know him! I thought you were my father! ...I'm sure glad you aren't, though.   YAAAY! whee This is the best reward ev--- I'm still not forgiving you. stare  Hoo-rah. biggrin  Heck yeah!  I dubbeth thee, Tori! :3   You think so? Well, not that your opinion matters...  So...he goes out into the wild and gets Pokemon instead of going to school? ...hmm, maybe being a trainer isn't so bad. smile  Er...  ...well, actually, I want to probably shove this in his face, soooo... Yah, sure, let's go see that sexist.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 7:20 am
Lol this is very funny stuff
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