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 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:35 pm
In a large sweep of holiday spirit, Evil Santa Survival has been voted to be January's Survival topic.  This image was easy to find.Survivors Study; and Eat Their Wheaties.
It's times like the Holiday Season where we're reminded of many great things. Family, love, and cheer are infused with this highly prosperous--not to mention shameless--marketing strategies and ploys to get make everyone hand their well-earned money over to the highest bidders. The one person who's always giving and taking gracious credit would be the big guy in the red suit.
Santa Clause, the big wig of holiday representatives, takes it upon himself to hand over presents to the kids who've been the best. His mysterious naughty/nice list has given kids many sleepless nights, and now that we're grown and full of our own holiday cheer, we come to realize that perhaps the naughty kids got a little more than coal in their stockings. . . and maybe he doesn't punish just the naughty ones. . .
Tactics ==* Put Candy Cane spike traps everywhere in your house, hidden so he doesn't know
* Tie him up and play Christmas music until his ears bleed.
* Don't be naughty.
* Poison the cookies and milk.
* Block your chimney.
* Buy a house without a chimney.
* Install steel bars
* Have a healthy fear in stock for the big galoot.
* Keep that woodburner going
* Barricade the doors and windows
* keep the lights off and have a shotgun with blessed buckshot made from the melted down steel of Chuck Norris' nutsack
* hang a noose with a pulley system in your chimney and on the other end of the noose put a couple of knives so when he goes down he slowly gets caught in the noose which pulls the knives up his fat belly which cuts open his stomach. And if he try's to climb up, the knives will fall down and the will stab him where ever they land. And he would probably die if he gets stabbed in the right place, along with his stomach and intestines being slit.
* Magic kills magicTools ==* Candy Cane Stake
* Poison
* Rope
* Christmas music CDs
* CD player/iTunes
* holly, and lots of it!
* Hammer "Clarrise"
* Baseball bat
* Guard Dogs
* candy canes, sharpened
* Nut-cracker [is that a fantastical kind of gun?]
* knives
* magic
* rope
* blessed buckshot
* Shotgun
* Chuck Norris' nutsack [good luck with that]*~*~*~*~*
Lets talk Evil Santa Survival!
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:20 pm
Tactic:
Put Candy Cane spike traps everywhere in your house, hidden so he doesn't know.
Tools:
Candy Cane Stake
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:21 pm
Tactics-
Tie him up and play Christmas music until his ears bleed.
Don't be naughty.
Poison the cookies and milk.
Block your chimney.
Buy a house without a chimney.
Tools-
Poison
Rope
Christmas music CDs
CD player/iTunes
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:11 pm
As much as I can't stand being good, this guy might actually pose a threat to me. For a tool, I think a complicated web of holly strung around the house might slow the jerk down. That stuff hurts like hell.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:28 pm
Oh gods, imagine being stuck under the mistletoe with him. xD
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:47 pm
Now THAT would make an evil Christmas Carol. . . I'll stick with a crowbar again, as it seems to be my most effective tool he shouldn't know how to use.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:46 am
Hahahaha, see, as unsafe as it is, I always have a fire on christmas eve, because I was terrified of Santa as a child.
Some of that fear stuck behind, I guess.
But also, since I live in a pretty bad neighborhood, I have window bars, and my doors have steel cores.
But I also keep a baseball bat and my lucky hammer Clarrise nearby.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:34 pm
Queen Bombshelle Hahahaha, see, as unsafe as it is, I always have a fire on christmas eve, because I was terrified of Santa as a child. Some of that fear stuck behind, I guess. But also, since I live in a pretty bad neighborhood, I have window bars, and my doors have steel cores. But I also keep a baseball bat and my lucky hammer Clarrise nearby. is she a warhammer or sledge hammer? or is she a small tool hammer? I say guard dogs, have them neuter Santa and make Mrs. clause a sad sad panda
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:49 pm
hammers are definitely exciting! Guard dogs are useful, too. oooh, window bars, too!
[[I'm thinking Anime Survival 101, for the poll this month. Write a vote to cast your vote!]]
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:41 am
D_Marx [[I'm thinking Anime Survival 101, for the poll this month. Write a vote to cast your vote!]] Like Higurashi/Umineko/deathnote/xxxHolic or like all anime?
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:12 pm
just shoot his a** with a nut cracker and sharpen a candy cane
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:15 pm
Sario-rip D_Marx [[I'm thinking Anime Survival 101, for the poll this month. Write a vote to cast your vote!]] [[Like Higurashi/Umineko/deathnote/xxxHolic or like all anime?]] [[You know the kind where it starts off at a school and quickly turns into a monster movie, hide yo' kids advertisement, featuring outerworldly beings and rampant schoolgirls in costume. I'd like to say all anime as well, because much anime reflects upon itself, but then you get Evangelion where there is no hope and many more people with magical powers. In fact, I'd be happy if we had a chance to pick powers for an idea I have in the future.]]
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:24 pm
light a fire in the chimney and barricade the doors and windows, keep the lights off and have a shotgun with blessed buckshot made from the melted down steel of Chuck Norris' nutsack
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:57 pm
first off i vote for monster island survival
and second what you want to do is hang a nuse with a pulley system in your chimney and on the other end of the nuse put a couple of knives so when he goes down he slowly gets cought in the nuse which pulls the knives up his fat belly which cuts open his stomach. And if he try's to climb up, the knives will fall down and the will stab him where ever they land. And he would probably die if he gets stabed in the right place, along with his stomach and intestines being slit. twisted twisted twisted
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:08 pm
The problem with that is you have nothing enchanted to kill him with. magic kills magic
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