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Seiko L Rose Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:18 pm
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Ylisse Seiko L Rose Ylisse Seiko L Rose raisedpassion Seiko L Rose i CAN BE CAREFUL WITH SCISSORS... I WISH FOR A ARMADA OF DICKS You get an armada of raisedpassion clones, all pointing at your crotch and laughing. OH THEY MUST BE LAUGHING AT THE MIRROR I ATTACHED TO IT I WISH FOR A FISH You'll never become old and wise 
You get a magikarp. It's completely useless and dies when you get mad and forget to feed it.
If you're not young and crazy =] BUT BUT BUT SPLASH AND GARADOS sad YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WISH FOR SOMETHING AFTER YOU DESTROY ONE I WISH FOR MORE TACO BELL You'll never become old and wise
Sorry, I forgot that I had to wish for something! I'll do that this time.
Taco Bell is taken over by Walmart, and although it's everywhere, it tastes worse than anything you've ever had before and you hate it!
I wish that Halloween was EVERYDAY.
If you're not young and crazy =] |
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Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:20 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:22 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 1:20 am
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raisedpassion Seiko L Rose youre house is egged everyday because there is a national shortage on candy. I wish to have someone who can come over and ******** whenever I want  -shudders- God that's gross. Anyways, I wish that I didn't just see the image above in the context of "someone to come over to ******** whenever I want." What has been seen cannot be unseen.....
I wish that I didnt have such a big d**k! |
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Seiko L Rose Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:42 am
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Seiko L Rose raisedpassion Seiko L Rose youre house is egged everyday because there is a national shortage on candy. I wish to have someone who can come over and ******** whenever I want -shudders- God that's gross. Anyways, I wish that I didn't just see the image above in the context of "someone to come over to ******** whenever I want." What has been seen cannot be unseen..... you dont see it but he knocks on your door asking for candy... since its halloween every day I wish that I didnt have such a big d**k!
Well...there goes your girls, as well as that one wish of someone going over to **** whenever they feel like it.
I wish for the world not to end. |
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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:20 pm
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Khangshu Shan Seiko L Rose raisedpassion Seiko L Rose youre house is egged everyday because there is a national shortage on candy. I wish to have someone who can come over and ******** whenever I want -shudders- God that's gross. Anyways, I wish that I didn't just see the image above in the context of "someone to come over to ******** whenever I want." What has been seen cannot be unseen..... you dont see it but he knocks on your door asking for candy... since its halloween every day I wish that I didnt have such a big d**k! Well...there goes your girls, as well as that one wish of someone going over to **** whenever they feel like it. I wish for the world not to end.
The world doesn't end but everything is suddenly 3 feet to the left, except for texas which is so far right that any movement is meaningless.
I wish i had some biscoff spread |
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:07 am
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raisedpassion The world doesn't end but everything is suddenly 3 feet to the left, except for texas which is so far right that any movement is meaningless. I wish i had some biscoff spread
I wish..... with Xally in my life, what else could I wish for?
I would try to destroy that wish, but then I'd feel extremely mean. But jobs are jobs...and mine is to ruin this wish.
You and Xally happen to board a cruise ship called the Titanic II. While Titanic II is sailing, a large iceberg appears, and Titanic II crashes. Of course, none of you survived, and you guys went to the heavens, or the equivalent of that in your religion. Therefore, you are with Xally in your death now.
Crap, I feel evil. I wish I didn't feel evil. |
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:35 am
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Khangshu Shan raisedpassion The world doesn't end but everything is suddenly 3 feet to the left, except for texas which is so far right that any movement is meaningless. I wish i had some biscoff spread What the hell is biscoff bread? You get Broccoli Soup. I wish..... with Xally in my life, what else could I wish for?
I would try to destroy that wish, but then I'd feel extremely mean. But jobs are jobs...and mine is to ruin this wish.
You and Xally happen to board a cruise ship called the Titanic II. While Titanic II is sailing, a large iceberg appears, and Titanic II crashes. Of course, none of you survived, and you guys went to the heavens, or the equivalent of that in your religion. Therefore, you are with Xally in your death now.
Crap, I feel evil. I wish I didn't feel evil.
You try to do good deeds to rectify your wrongs, eventually becoming a national icon. Then allegations about sexual misconduct arrived and you're shot by some chick for no reason. Sucks to be you.
I wish people knew that biscoff spread is made of ******** cookies! |
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Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:41 am
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Khangshu Shan raisedpassion The world doesn't end but everything is suddenly 3 feet to the left, except for texas which is so far right that any movement is meaningless. I wish i had some biscoff spread What the hell is biscoff bread? You get Broccoli Soup. I wish..... with Xally in my life, what else could I wish for?
I would try to destroy that wish, but then I'd feel extremely mean. But jobs are jobs...and mine is to ruin this wish.
You and Xally happen to board a cruise ship called the Titanic II. While Titanic II is sailing, a large iceberg appears, and Titanic II crashes. Of course, none of you survived, and you guys went to the heavens, or the equivalent of that in your religion. Therefore, you are with Xally in your death now.
Crap, I feel evil. I wish I didn't feel evil.What if Xally and I are already dead?
I wish for more McDonald's! |
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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:51 pm
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Khangshu Shan raisedpassion The world doesn't end but everything is suddenly 3 feet to the left, except for texas which is so far right that any movement is meaningless. I wish i had some biscoff spread What the hell is biscoff bread? You get Broccoli Soup. I wish..... with Xally in my life, what else could I wish for?
I would try to destroy that wish, but then I'd feel extremely mean. But jobs are jobs...and mine is to ruin this wish.
You and Xally happen to board a cruise ship called the Titanic II. While Titanic II is sailing, a large iceberg appears, and Titanic II crashes. Of course, none of you survived, and you guys went to the heavens, or the equivalent of that in your religion. Therefore, you are with Xally in your death now.
Crap, I feel evil. I wish I didn't feel evil.
Ironically, some guy named his boat Titanic II and the day he went to sail it it sprung a leak and sank... or something... hang on... okay here we go got it. Link below if interested:
http://metro.co.uk/2011/06/06/mark-wilkinsons-titanic-ii-sinks-in-dorset-harbour-35105/
Also, there's some australian millionaire who's planning on building a complete replica of the Titanic, calling it the Titanic II and sailing it between Europe and the Americas on regular routes. |
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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:53 pm
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raisedpassion Khangshu Shan raisedpassion The world doesn't end but everything is suddenly 3 feet to the left, except for texas which is so far right that any movement is meaningless. I wish i had some biscoff spread What the hell is biscoff bread? You get Broccoli Soup. I wish..... with Xally in my life, what else could I wish for? I would try to destroy that wish, but then I'd feel extremely mean. But jobs are jobs...and mine is to ruin this wish. You and Xally happen to board a cruise ship called the Titanic II. While Titanic II is sailing, a large iceberg appears, and Titanic II crashes. Of course, none of you survived, and you guys went to the heavens, or the equivalent of that in your religion. Therefore, you are with Xally in your death now. Crap, I feel evil. I wish I didn't feel evil.
I wish for more McDonald's!
It wouldn't be the first time you tried to tell me we were dead.
You get more McDonald's, but because it's fast food and it's made of terrible quality ingredients, you get the runs for the next 3 days.
I wish that Babyrawr would sleep better at night. |
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:31 am
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Xallybaby raisedpassion Khangshu Shan raisedpassion The world doesn't end but everything is suddenly 3 feet to the left, except for texas which is so far right that any movement is meaningless. I wish i had some biscoff spread What the hell is biscoff bread? You get Broccoli Soup. I wish..... with Xally in my life, what else could I wish for? I would try to destroy that wish, but then I'd feel extremely mean. But jobs are jobs...and mine is to ruin this wish. You and Xally happen to board a cruise ship called the Titanic II. While Titanic II is sailing, a large iceberg appears, and Titanic II crashes. Of course, none of you survived, and you guys went to the heavens, or the equivalent of that in your religion. Therefore, you are with Xally in your death now. Crap, I feel evil. I wish I didn't feel evil. What if Xally and I are already dead? I wish for more McDonald's!
It wouldn't be the first time you tried to tell me we were dead.
You get more McDonald's, but because it's fast food and it's made of terrible quality ingredients, you get the runs for the next 3 days.
I wish that Babyrawr would sleep better at night.BabyRAWR sleeps for 3 days straight which leads you to NO SLEEP FOR THREE DAYS because you are worrying too much.
(on the third day, babyRAWR wakes up, yawns, and wonder why mommy's eyes are so bloodshot.
I wish it wasn't so damned LATE already. (Hell, I'm still eating dinner) |
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:53 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:02 pm
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