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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:59 pm
* "You wa Shock!" played as a spotlight in the arena shows the throne where the King of MUSCLE Championship sits. Bobby Cruise stands in the middle of the ring proudly with microphone in hand.* Bobby Cruise: The following first round match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit with the winner advancing to the second round of the King of MUSCLE Tournament! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:27 pm
:: The intro to "Enter the Sandman" by Metallica hit which was later followed by a chorus of boo's. Not at all because the entrance wasn't for the ECW Arena's hero, The Sandman, but due to the comments made by this cocky competitor prior to the competition. As the song begins to pick up, the lights in the arena turn off, with one lone spotlight on the stage. Vocals finally kick in! ::
Say your prayers little one!
Don't forget, my son...
To include everyone!
I tuck you in, warm within...
Keep you free from sin...
Till the Sandman he comes!
Fans: ******** YOU, BROCK! ******** YOU, BROCK! ******** YOU, BROCK!
Sleep with one eye open...
Gripping your pillow tight!
:: ...And out comes "The Next Big Thing" himself, Brock Lesnar, stepping out through the curtains with Camp DeathClutch behind him, receiving even more boo's and jeers. Anything but dismayed by his reaction, Brock made his way down the aisle with the smuggest of smug looks on his face, and rolling his eyes at the wrestling nerds who continue to boo him and yell degrading remarks at him. Before advancing any further down the aisle, Brock motioned the cameraman to come over as he lifted up his UFC Heavyweight title belt proudly. ::
"The only belt that matters, baby! Only belt that matters!"
:: Gives it a kiss and walks out of the camera's view as a still full bottle of water is thrown at the lens from a fan. ::
Eeeexit liiiight!
Enteeeeer niiiiight!
Take my hand...
Off to never, never land!
Bobby Cruise: Fighting out of Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 265 lbs, he is the UFC Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar!
:: Brock stops in front of the ring. After some light jogging and the roll of the shoulders, he leaps onto the ring apron, and shakes the ropes, then proceeds to step through them. Brock then hands his UFC belt to an official and backs up to his corner, where Camp DeathClutch surround him on the apron, rubbing at his shoulders and offering him bottles of water. ::
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:44 pm
The arena plunges into darkness as the Godzilla theme blares over the sound system. The crowd collectively gets to its feet as they anticipate the arrival of one of their own.
And I'm nice like B.I.G. is
I'm the greatest of all time
I'ma say it just like Ali did
The sound of bare hands slapping a bongo drum reverberates around the arena.
The champ is here!
The crowd explodes as Joe steps out into the arena with a towel draped around his neck. Joe stands at the foot of the entrance way with his on his hips and a smug smile on his face as he looks over the crowd. He takes a moment to soak in the cheers and then drops to one knee, slaps the ground and stands again with his arm raised high. Joe walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring.
Bobby Cruise: An his opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, standing six feet an two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and eighty pounds... Samoa Joe!
He rips the towel off from around his neck an throws it to the outside while staring Brock in the eyes. He brings his thumb to his neck as he stares down Brock an drags it across his throat. The crowd cheers and starts chanting "Joe's gonna kill you!".
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:55 pm
:: Brock looks at his opponent up and down, trying to stifle his laughter. He signaled for a microphone as one of his DeathClutch teammates hand him one. ::
"...Okay, what is this? Is this some kind of joke here? When I was signing the application to be apart of this tournament, I thought it was called the KING OF MUSCLE tournament! And as all you out of shape bums can see, I've got enough to spare..."
:: Pec dances whilst the fans boo and start a "f*****t" chant. ::
"...So if this is the KING OF MUSCLE tournament, what's up with this?"
:: Goes up to Joe and starts jabbing a finger at his squishy chest. ::
"You lost, fatty? Took a left when you should of took a right to Mickie D's? Get real! Now make it easy on yourself, hit the gym, and come back next year, Shamu. I don't got time for this!"
:: Backs up to his corner with a smirk. Fans still booing! ::
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:02 pm
*Joe says nothing in reply. He just stands there glaring at Brock. He snaps his head from side to side, cracking his neck and refusing to be intimidated by Brock's size or words.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:04 pm
:: After getting a shoulder rubdown from his team, Brock snaps his fingers and they hop off the apron. DING DING DING! Brock begins to strut around the ring, not taking Joe seriously at all. ::
cool
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:07 pm
*Joe still doesn't move, glaring at Brock as he moves around the ring. He wipes his nose with the back of his hand as he waits for Brock to initiate contact.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:11 pm
:: Stops and just notices Joe hasn't moved since he trash talked him. ::
"......"
:: Chuckles and decides he should play along. Slowly approaches Joe and waves a hand in front of his face. ::
lol
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:18 pm
*Joe smiles and, lowering his head to look down at his feet for a moment before grabbing the back of Brock's head and blasting him in the mouth with a forearm.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:21 pm
:: Brock staggers back from the forearm with a hand over his mouth! Looks at Joe, startled! ::
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:23 pm
*Joe scowls at Brock and moves forward, looking to hit him with more forearms to the face.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:26 pm
:: Brock gets struck with the series of forearms as he backs up into the ropes. ::
stressed
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:31 pm
*Joe rushes forward and grabs Brock's wrist, pulling back and whipping him across the ring.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:32 pm
:: Runs towards the ropes and ricochets back to Joe's direction! ::
eek
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:36 pm
*Joe runs forward towards Brock with his arm outstretched, looking to hit Brock with a lariat*
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