The first thing you think of.

[The Name of the Rose]

dog poetry  

[JTN]

Kitten Haiku...

Nyan nyan mew?
Murr meow meow! meow!
Mew... meow mrowr...


Translation:

Where did my tail go?
There it is! I must chase it!
Whoa... now I'm dizzy...  

[engineer-of-doom]

chase  

[JTN]

banks  

[d a r k-n e k o-g u r ll]

money  

[JTN]

You don't have enough to buy that candy bar in the vending machine's E4 slot. cat_crying  

[Amaterasu-chan20]

broke  

[neko86]

glue

 

[JTN]

You mean like that rubber cement that is great for making fake boogers?  

[JTN]

Too bad the new rubber cement doesn't smell as good...

*makes more fake boogers*  

[A death bird]

nothing... .-.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

The void that inhabits this person is pitiful so I think of filling it with MLP! (Don't get me wrong, im a "retired" brony so I just joke with it, don't watch it anymore)  

[A death bird]

i AM a brony (no joke) so your atempt is invelad XD  

[JTN]

I once put a plastic pony on a stick and roasted it in the fire pit.

Worst... smores... ever!