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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:18 pm
Play with the Ninth Doctor's Ears.

Yell "EXTERMINATE" while the Doctor is underneath the console fixing it.

Use the Fourth Doctor's scarf as a jump rope.

Steal the Eighth Doctor's collection of Classical Music.

Spike the Doctor's Tea.

Sneak Pears into the Doctor's room.

Replace the Fifth Doctor's Celery with a Pear.

Must not let Jack anywhere near the Swimming Pool.

Call the Ninth or Eleventh Doctors "Mr. Grumpy Face"

Never refer to Nine as Nina.  
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:40 pm
Say "what's up Doc?"

Let Captain Jack outside the TARDIS

Ask the Master to join you in the TARDIS  

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:43 pm
You may not put even a tiny little hole in the Doctor's TARDIS control panel.  
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:55 pm
you CANNOT call the TARDIS a 'he'  

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:55 pm
UniversalDestiny
Play with the Ninth Doctor's Ears.

Yell "EXTERMINATE" while the Doctor is underneath the console fixing it.

Use the Fourth Doctor's scarf as a jump rope.

Steal the Eighth Doctor's collection of Classical Music.

Spike the Doctor's Tea.

Sneak Pears into the Doctor's room.

Replace the Fifth Doctor's Celery with a Pear.

Must not let Jack anywhere near the Swimming Pool.

Call the Ninth or Eleventh Doctors "Mr. Grumpy Face"

Never refer to Nine as Nina.


Oi! I'm tryin' not to be insulted. -grumbles and goes back to fixing the TARDIS-  
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:22 pm
-Jettison anything without the Doctor's knowledge.

-Bring a Dalek onboard to unclog the toilets.

-Cacoon yourself in Four's scarf. (...Even though it looks really warm and comfy.)

-Eat the Doctor's choice of clothing. (Even though the celery may look delicious.)

-Sing "Coat of Many Colors." ("Gallifreyan" Buccaneer is acceptable.)  

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:10 am
Do not call the tenth Doctor Beanpole

Do not point out that you are not on barsalona.

Do not eat the last banana in the fridge.

Do not steal the sonic screwdriver.

Do not hang pear scented car freshners all over the Tardis.  
PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:54 pm
Try and imitate the whooshing noise the tardis makes. all the time.
turn off the parking brake.
Use the tardis computer to look up the latest archeological findings.
Invite an archeologist to travel with you.
Say you hate museums.
Give the 11th doctor an apple. (or yogurt, or bacon or toast!)
Look right behind him with really wide eyes and say "Don't... move... or blink."
Rig the sound system in the tardis to sound like the cloister bell.
Start writing poems that start with "Roses are red."
Try and make him dance.
Call him "spaceman."  

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:05 pm
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Start writing poems that start with "Roses are red."

Silly! Roses are pink and yellow. blaugh  
PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:08 pm
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Start writing poems that start with "Roses are red."

Silly! Roses are pink and yellow. blaugh


And blonde.  

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:27 pm
- I will not throw parties of any kind in the TARDIS
* Especially not surprise parties.
** Though the 45th anniversary of picking up the first human Companions is a big deal, no matter what the Doctor says.
*** We really should have called before dropping in on Ian like that.

In the TARDIS, I'm not allowed to mention the Master.
*Nor am I allowed to call the Doctor a Master Baiter

A drunken one-night-stand with Jack will create tension.
*Even the TARDIS is too small to live in with an ex.

I am not allowed to use the TARDIS and The Doctor for my own version of VH1's celebreality show called "Regeneration of Love."
*Trailer trash, endless alcohol, and the TARDIS console do not mix.
**The Doctor doesn't want to hand out TARDIS keys to these "women" every week and say "Will you continue share time and space with me?"
***Of course he did like the idea of throwing the rejectees into a black hole.

I am not allowed to say "Engage" every time the Doctor touches the controls.

- I will not go around stealing stuff
* I will not point out all the times the Doctor has stolen stuff
** And TARDISes
*** And people
**** I will not call the Doctor a bloody hypocrite
***** He is a bloody hypocrite, but I'm not allowed to call him that  
PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:41 pm
You are not allowed to:

-point out that the Doctor is wrong
*even if he really is wrong
**even if he deserves it
***even if we're all about to die

-sneak up behind him and shout "Look, Doctor, a Dalek!"
*no matter how funny his reaction might be

-call the Doctor out on lying about his age
*even though he's much older than 907

-let John Smith eat pears

-tell Nine he looks like an ape
*even as retaliation for him calling humans apes  

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:51 pm
-I am not allowed in the Doctor's wardrobe at all.

-I am to never suggest I will be on the TARDIS "forever"

-I am not allowed to make snide comments about the Doctor's kiddie sheets.
*Or the random box forts.

-The TARDIS will never be declared clothing optional.

-I am not allowed steal the brainy specs for my own use.
* Nor am I allowed to steal any of his stylish ties for my own use.

-I am not allowed to inquire about the Doctor's hair care products.
*I am not allowed to run my fingers through the Doctor's hair without his permission.
**I am not allowed to treat the Doctor's hair as if it is my own personal pet.
***I just... have to ignore his hair even if it is awesome/fluffable/or amusing in any way.  
PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:43 pm
nor are you allowed to ask him where the phasers are.
I'm not allowed to shout "SHIELDS UP!" whenever we see an enemy craft (or a replica of the titanic) even if we're about to crash into another tardis with one of the doctor's previous incarnations.

I'm not allowed to say that bowties are "cheesy"
I'm not allowed to shout "DELETE! YOU MUST BE UPGRADED!" in the middle of the night (or whatever time he sleeps. Does the doctor sleep? It would really make it hard to be his companion.. XD)  

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:45 pm
or ask him if there's a river in "The Library."  
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