If you lived (passionately) with the person above you..

[Princess Zelda21]

I would do sword training with her in the castle training grounds.  

[applesauce600]

I would get blamed for evesdropping even though I'm half deaf... Then people would ask me about what I found out while evesdropping and I'd have to make stuff up... Did you know that Zelda has one of those toilets that shoot water up so you don't need to wipe?  

[Ember Terran]

I would never be without a repository of strange and interesting facts  

[applesauce600]

I would try and avoid Ember's suppository of strange and inter-inter spots.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I would be wearing medical protection to make sure I don't contract whatever he has and that my skin doesn't break out into whatever that is.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I would stay in bed away from him due to my current illness.  

[Garynook]

Put on a hazmat suit gonk  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Tell him to put some pants on for crying out loud. No one wants to see that!  

[Princess Zelda21]

I would ask him to not come near me, for I'm not feeling well.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I would be doing just that. I cannot be a good dictator when I'm sick.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I would stay in bed and make sure he doesn't disturb me since I'm sick.  

[Deppfan]

I'd stay far away. Already not feeling well.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I would ask her to stay away, for I don't want her getting any sicker.  

[Deppfan]

I'd stay locked up in my room.

Can't catch a headache.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd be telling her that there's nothing wrong with some originality.