Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[xXiMay]

The subject thingy explains it all.. ;] havvv funnnnnnnn  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Her lot killed my lot.
That's not nice, Maymay!

 

[phoofaphant]

She was having an affair.
With a nine-year-old.

 

[getmeoffthishellsite]

She thought I was having an affair with my son. O.o

 

[44hrygydi]

So.... we have to come up with a reason why we would divorce the person above us?

OK.... hm....

I would divorce Silas because she is like a stranger to me. (literally)  

[Sabaism]

Because she wouldn't get off those damn bagpipes. D:<  

[44hrygydi]

whee

Because her whip has always scared me. sad  

[StarGoddessSiren]

because she kept stealing my pot o' skittles!! i said i would share! you didn't have to take them all! gonk crying  

[the smiling assassin]

cause i dont do strippers
(no offence)  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

I could never find you.
You're a kitty ninja. sad

 

[Sabaism]

Cos you left me for my nephew.  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

You don't know what the secret to life is.

 

[Unit Blue]

Because her daddy said, " Touch a single piece of hair from my daughter and you'll be sleeping there (points)" then when I looked, I saw an ocean...  

[44hrygydi]

You're always pointing that gun at me. o_o  

[Unit Blue]

She was "too" positive!!!!!!!!