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Robots, you know I hate them. And it suddenly appears they hate you. Nevertheless. . .

Wait, they hate you? The little yip-yip dogs that roll over and run into things? The machine that cooks your food and does your lasik eye surgery? We're so humped! Or are we?

This chilling month of November, arm yourself with knowledge and fight the future. Band together against the baddies of your kitchen and the rest of the world.



Robots need us until they are able to mend themselves at a massive rate, so we have first-hand knowledge on the workings of robots.



Robot Uprising ///

Tactics --
* Roll over and die -- not recommended but perfect when life just kicks you in the [in]visible balls
* Hope all the computers have a failsafe program that resembles Windows 98.
* Taunt them with your complex emotions, while they feel nothing. Piss them off, then set them on fire. twisted
* Befriend the robots. Join their movement. Save yourself.
* Of course we could always just turn off all their power sources...that is unless our technology geniuses haven't developed some sort of device that powers itself and whatever hooks up to it for an infinite amount of time...
* get revenge on the smart techie people. <~ tolly worth it!
* Find a way to reprogram the systems to benefit the skins.
* take out the legs and take the opportunity to bash the head in.
* Obscenities. . . WOO!
* Use a confusing and contradictory phrase to buzz their wires.
* Build magnetic shelters to keep them away, hope they don't nuke.
* find out what they use as fuel, go for the source and destroy them by way of starvation. YEAH!
* Move South where it'll be warmer.

Weapons / Tools --
* Mechanic
* crowbar
* Electromagnetic device [fish tank scraper style or something vastly huge]
* sledgehammer
* water [only in certain regions]
* EMF [electromagnetic fields]
* baseball bat
* Anarchist's Cookbook
* Refrigerator Magnets

Befriend the robots. Join their movement. Save yourself. It's only a matter of time before they kill everyone on Earth who oppose them. I sound like a selfish b***h, but THEY'RE ******** ROBOTS!!! There is no way in hell that humans would survive long enough to defeat them...


Of course we could always just turn off all their power sources...that is unless our technology geniuses haven't developed some sort of device that powers itself and whatever hooks up to it for an infinite amount of time...

Aw s**t!

Well, since I have basically NO understanding of robots and stuff besides n=knowing how to type and turn the computer on and off, I say that if we get sent to concetration camps or something, we should tottally get revenge on the smart techie people...
twisted
I've got dibs on Rose and Caylan.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

also carry around a good quality magnet. it can earase their memory if its powerful enough. it may be pretty heavy but totally worht it cool

then when its memory is all squish you can atempt to reprogram it so it can either help you or be utterly destroyed.

How do many of us communicate? By letter? That's a laugh. mwahahaha.

How about water and sledgehammers?

if they are running around freely on earth i would think they would be waterproof since it rains alot, unless they are out west

That's a good idea xD We can use fish tank scraper magnets. The ones we use on the electric eel tank are so strong that if they ever touch each other without glass or a lot of padding in between them, it would literally be impossible to separate them and the company would have to be called to get them apart. Think those would work?