Quotess

[OMN_2]

"I am, therefore I'll think." -Ayn Rand  

[baka_boy1221]

‎"He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."  

[Dr. OCD]

"For every minute that you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness."~Anonymous  

[PyroDogs94]

Dr. OCD

"For every minute that you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness."~Anonymous

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

I love that one heart

Mischief managed.

 

[baka_boy1221]

"Knocked down seven times, get up eight."  

[Mazzie Bell]

"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."

"We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies."

~Bill Maher  

[baka_boy1221]

I was watching "25 Reasons to Worship Ninja Warrior" and well one of the reasons they gave struck a cord with me ... I forgot the number but it was called "Against the Odds" ... anyway ... during the description it narrarted something like ...

"Heart is not measured by victories, it is measured by a person's courage to go against the odds."  

[Radioactive V]

"Someday, I'm just gonna get on a bus and leave and never come back AND WHEN I COME BACK I'm gonna be the KNIFE MASTER!"

R.I.P Jimmy

 

[PixieOfBirdville]

If only, If only. The woodpecker sighs.  

[baka_boy1221]

"The greatest sin of men of all religions is that we have allowed our faith to blind us and used it to justify countless wars."  

[Sininen_Ruusu]

"Il vaut mieux être détesté pour qui vous êtes, que d'être aimé pour quelqu'un que vous ne sont pas." ~ Monsieur Andre Gide.

(It is better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for something you are not. Mister Andre Gide)

(I also realize there are many variations of this by many other people, but this one is my favorite. ((Mainly because it's in French. XD)))  

[Child-of-the-Muses]

Plato -
- Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is god, just, and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but never less, dazzling, passionate, and eternal form.  

[SupertrampBru]

Live the questions now. - Rilke

And pretty much everything Walt Whitman has ever written.  

[Mazzie Bell]

"If your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls."  

[Shinobu - ALiCE]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me!"
"Obviously you haven't been hit round the head with a dictionary before..."

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"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought 'where the heck is the ceiling?!'"

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"Person 1: Alright, we need to find Aloe
Person 2: Aloe?
Person 1: You know? Aloe? It a green leaf that helps with wounds?
Person 2: Oh you mean this *rubs leaf over face*
Person 1: ...That's poison ivy >.>
...Person 2: .... i-ichy.... ICHY! ICHY!!! DX
Person 1: *facepalm*"

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Person 1: What is this place? o-o
Person 2: I believe it's called a Food Library
Person 1: A Food Library?! o3o this place is amazing!
Person 3: >.> It's called a Supermarket you idiots!

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"Since when was being gay a disease? If that's the case let's all call in sick at work, 'Sorry can't come to work, I'm still queer'"

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You know in Lord of the Rings? The One Ring to Rule them all? I don't think Sauron actually created it...
I think that crazy writing
is just Chinese for "Made in China" -- Me [Blue_Sea_Salt_IceCream AKA Bethany Powell]

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"When I can't sleep at night I count the buckles on my straight jacket"

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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile,
the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand"

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‎"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to ...suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down"

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"What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains."

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"INTERNET EXPLORER! YOU FREAKING DO THAT AGAIN I'M GOING TO HIT YOU SO FREAKING HARD WITH A METAL PIPE YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIND GOOGLE ANYMORE!"

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"I lucking flove you"

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"Doctor: 25,000,000 Daleks ships! Easy, we have surprise on our side! I mean they won't expect 3 people to take on 25,000,000 ships, because... we'd... be... completly... destoryed... Okay! Bit of a quick surprise then" - Matt Smith [Doctor Who]

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I could add more but I don't want to melt everyone's brains XD