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 Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:30 am
- The Puzzle of the Missing Pie - - Part 1 -
It was a slow day for the agenty. The day was bright and sunny and no reports of missing daughters, fathers, or even cats were in the papers. Seems like the bussiness had all but died out. Now at days, the most that would walk through the doors was a jealous wife or husband looking for proof that their spouse was cheating on them, and even that had stopped once the motel down the road closed down because of too many cockroaches.
Yeap, seemed like a lazy, slow summer day for AJ, Private Investigater. Until.... she walked in.
She was the nice looking sort of gal. Clear blue eyes, long hair tied up in a bun, soft skin with a gentle smile that could warm the hearts of even the coldest of crooks. She was wearing a worried look that didn't match the warm aura she gave out. A look that said there was a case at hand.
"Hey there Granny, why the long face? Cat go missing again?"
"No Aj, sadly not this time. Mister Whiskers is fine at home. I am afraid I have something else bothering me..."
"Oh? Spill the beans Ole Gal, what has your bun twisted into a knot?"
"My hair clips my dear."
*awkward pause*
"erm.... alright.... And they are very nice clips too."
"Thank you, my grandchild sent them to me."
"Ah, I see. Well, why are you here? Surely not to just talk about hairclips..."
"I came to report a missing... PIE!"
>_>;; If I get a review or two, I might continue. whee
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:46 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:14 pm
^_~ Back for second helping hey? I knew I could cook up a tall tale or two. I'll get my juices flowing this friday and see what turns up in the skillet! XP okies, I think that is enough food/cooking jokes for one post!
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 11:33 am
- The Puzzle of the Missing Pie - - Part 2 -
All I could do for a while was blink. Was this crazy dame serious? She came up all those stairs in the summer heat to tell me that someone stole her pie? A pie she could make again if she wanted to? There had to be more to the story, so I nodded my head and told her to go on.
"Well madam, could you fill me in more on the details of this case?"
"Alright dearie. It was 8 am when I started on this pie. There is a secret way to make this pie so that anyone that ate it would fall in love with the maker and stay by their side forever. That is how I landed my husband you know!"
"Indeed. Go on."
"Well, it has been five years since my beloved Arnold died, and I figured it was time to move on! However, being an old gal like myself, I could depend on looks alone to get me my catch! So I had to resort to old tricks to get the guy I have my eye on."
"I see.... Do you need this exact pie? Couldn't you make another? Not to belittle your case or anything!"
I shifted around uncomfortably in my chair, her problem was an odd one and clearly this woman was nuts if she thought that a pie would take care of her dating life. If she was serious, and that pie DID take care of her dating life, I wondered if I could get her to teach me how to make it. Not that I NEEDED it or something...
"Well, dearie me! I hadn't thought about that! Oh! Wait! Yes I have! I just forgot to tell you this! The man I had my eye on for the past three years is finally coming over to visit me and I promised him some pie to die for! The problem is that the pie takes 5 hours to make from scratch and only works when it is made from scratch! And the man is coming in three hours!"
"That is a problem!"
Clearly I couldn't let this sweet old lady's chance of love be ruinned forever by an evil pie theft! Also, it wasn't like I had anything else planned and I was running short on money too. So there was only one thing I could do!
"Madam, I'll take your case! Just tell me where you live and I'll be over there in a jiffy!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:31 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:02 am
That's sad. He's so poor he has to drive over there in a car no one's even heard of. sad
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:36 pm
Drunia That's sad. He's so poor he has to drive over there in a car no one's even heard of. sad That is a car!?
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:24 pm
Icysnowgirl Drunia That's sad. He's so poor he has to drive over there in a car no one's even heard of. sad That is a car!? See what I mean? sad ninja And I don't think so, but it was funny.
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