weird......

[XxLove_TeddyxX]

ok.. that weird  

[dope boi-3485887]

olay um once iahd a dream that a guy camr to a girl and the girl kissed the guy but the guy was a girl

hahahahaha  

[Terpy]

This guys asked
how can a girl rape a guy?
i laughed and said if she's ugly 3nodding

 

[Pooki Babi]

Broken Wolfeye

"I love dessert, but I can't stand the sun"

...I still don't get it.

theyre saying that the sun melts their dessert  

[Moofina]

" I raped your grape. " eek  

[iiRawrTamari]

once i had a dream that one day my techer was teching (xD) and then my friend said pssst and i said what. he told me not to look under his desk and i said why....... he said becase im peeing. would u beleve him? i didnt beleve him so i looked under his desk and he was unziping his pants.
.............................
Lol!! then he told me that he saw me look under there and he yelled at me not to look under then eveyone looked under his desk like i did and he was unzipping and his you-know-wat came out and he put it back and yelled: dont freakon look!!! i told u not to!!! he zipped his pants up again and said plz dont look!!! for the last time he unzipped it and no one looked and he peeed in his water bottle......then he went to the bathroom and no one saw him go in there and i had to pee so i told the techer if i could use the bathroom and i walking inside and shut the door and i opened my eyes clear enoth i could see him peeing in the sink! now i thought he would pee anywhere. Lol Lol Lol!!  

[dem0nicd0rk]

yeah...WAAY too much candy-.-"  

[kayla2313_2313]

i had a dream and a hippo was doing pushups lol. his belly was to big to tuch the ground!!!!




POOP ON A STICK LOL  

[xx-AznFriedRice-xx]

someone told me that they had a problem in a forum.
I was bored enough to ask what.
She goes uhm... well i have an egg lodged in my asscrack, would you be so kind as to remove it?
poor egg.  

[xforgotten friendx]

first has anyone seen tht spy kids 2 movie? well anyway i had a dream tht i was flying on the pig thing from tht and there was lots of other things from it flying around me. we were all going to this weird castle place to save this guy who ive never knew[even in the dream] and we had to fly over the ocean...then i woke up...its not funny i know but it was weird.....yeah...thts not the weirdest dream ive ever had actually....not surprizing  

[furys power]

If a bunch of cats pile up on each other is it called a dog pile?
those plates that the chinese people eat on what are they called?
If time files then were is it going?,will it come back? How much fun is it having?
Are fries freanch?
are bells dumb?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
why is it called a mouse if it dosen't have a tail?
Is there another type of plane other than an air plane?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
When will pigs fly?
Is laughing gas that funny?
When will these questions get anserwerd?
who will ansewer them?
who are you?
why am I telling you all this?  

[ucmehihater]

i had a dream that mah fwend banged a dude i liked and then last week she found out she was pregnant wit his best fwend!!!! blaugh eek razz exclaim mrgreen rofl cheese_whine teeh hee heee  

[ucmehihater]

TeChNo_RaVe

jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack jumped over the candlestick, and burnt his butt...

haahaa wow thats nice i say tha same thing but i say he jumped on tha candle to burn his d**k  

[ucmehihater]

-DeviousMonk3y-

someone told me that they had a problem in a forum.
I was bored enough to ask what.
She goes uhm... well i have an egg lodged in my asscrack, would you be so kind as to remove it?
poor egg.

LOL