my decision!

[Incubus8192]

ok I was sitting on the corner of fifth and main, in front of a porrtipotty after a couple beers. I had been waiting for my good friend of the mafia to give me my happy pills when I decided
I'm gonna run for president!!!!!


but the problem is, I can't get into the whitehouse because I got a restraint order for threating the presidents dog with a plunger
then I got a DUI when I wasn't even driving, I was actually running around saying cho cho! I was riding an imaginary train while under the influence. GOD WHY CAN"T PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT!  

[IgnorantSkittle]

Whoa. Back up.  

[Russells Blue Ninja]

So that's your decision but what's your plan???  

[Incubus8192]

Well I'm going to bribe Bob Saget with some muffins, then get him to dress up liike a foxy little grandma. THen he will walk around the white house, arousing the presidents pet pneapple. HOKAY so the pet pineapple wil lrun away. and thats al lI have dammit!  

[Incubus8192]

YES AH~ WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE MUFFIN MAFIA COME IN AND TIZZLE THE SHIZ OFF THE PRESIDENT! making him uncomfortable and then I get to be prez!  

[Karithina]

And what makes you think we will vote for you?

What will you declare for your country?

I want free food! 3nodding

And can you declare an official straight-jacket day?

Dude that would be so funny watching everyone try and walk around like that xd  

[IgnorantSkittle]

Me in a straight jacket = Me trying to run around and attack people with my body. So its alot of shouldering people in the faces. Or trying to accomplish near impossible anime shots where I rain down terror. WITH MY BOOT IN YOUR FACE.