THE RULES! *dun dun dunnnn* READ. NOW.

[Meacorme]

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU PUNKS!
Reeves has decided that I, Mea, shall record yonder rules.
That's right. There are actually BOUNDARIES here! They are engraved in gold and stamped with an emblem and...and--
(Breathes deeply)

...Here are the rules. Remember, we're not too strict, so think of these more as guidelines. The main thing is for you not to be a jerk. Got it? Good.

1) Spam is allowed only if it is intelligent. Which pretty much cancels out all spam so DEAL. biggrin heart
2) No flaming, you stupid fool.
3) Ummm...no cybering. For the love of God. We don't want to see your bad sexual craps. Now, sexual topics are...well...slightly encouraged...but NO CYBERING.
4) No bumping. Or we'll have to kill you. With a pickle.
5) Type proper English. Please. No, we do not speak n00b or l337. I'm sorry we're not that "well educated" in those ways. So shut up and type normally. I don't care if you're lazy. Spare our eyes.
6) If there is the dreaded e-drama, which we pray there is none, shut the Hell up and take it to the bloody PMs! We don't give a s**t. If it gets extremely bad, report to Reeves...she will go on a major BANNING AND DEMOTING SPREE.
7) I guess that follows up with the next rule...don't get on Reeves' bad side.
8 ) Oh, and...don't get on Saur's bad side either.
9) No, seriously. Don't.
10) We do not take begs to be mods. Mods are chosen based on how we like them, how much they post, and how many cookies Mea makes them.
11) DISCUSSION TAGS ARE NOT REQUIRED. REJOICE.
12) Have fun. If you don't have fun...why are you here?!  

[Reeves]

If you break any of these rules, you will get a pickle. Then you will be asked to leave. With your pickle. Then you will enjoy your pickle.

...

Dammit, Saurciriel, I'm never writing for you ever again.  

[Meacorme]

A note to moderators, though this is completely unneeded:

If you abuse your moderating powers, you will be demodded.
No questions.
This includes myself.

Reeves shall be the almighty lord of it.
MEEP. *hides*

EDIT BY REEVES:

Examples of abusing your moderating powers include:
-Unnecessarily deleting threads or posts.
-Editing anyone's posts without his or her permission.
-Stickying or "normalizing" a thread without asking the captain or vice captain first.

Each mod will receive two warnings for abusing their modship. If it occurs again, you are demodded.  

[One_Wing_Angel_Sephiroth]

We're dooomed! gonk  

[Velderia]

*Rejoices*  

[I Was Matuso]

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1) Absolutely positively no spam! Nope. None. Deal.
UPDATE: Well, if it's intelligent spam...

Thinking Spam? That's scary. "Don't eat me, you freakin' hick! I DESERVE BETTER!" "How's about one of dem Howee-ayans?" "That's fine."

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2) No flaming, you stupid fool.

Aww. *puts away flamethrower*

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3) Ummm...no cybering. For the love of God. Spare our eyes from your bad sexual craps. Now, sexual topics are...well...slightly encouraged...but NO CYBERING.

*unf unf unf*

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4) No bumping. Or we'll have to kill you. With a pickle.

*eats pickle*

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5) Type proper English. Please. No, we do not speak n00b or l337. I'm sorry we're not that "well educated" in those ways. So shut up.

LOLZ U SAD EDUTACED

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6) If there is the dreaded e-drama, which we pray there is none, shut the Hell up and take it to the bloody PMs! We don't give a s**t. If it gets extremely bad, report to Reeves...she will go on a major BANNING AND DEMOTING SPREE.

Wheee!

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7) I guess that follows up with the next rule...don't go on Reeves' bad side.

Check.

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8 ) Oh, and...don't get on Saur's bad side either.
9) No seriously. Don't.

*wheels...slowly...turning...*

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10) We do not take begs to be mods. Mods are chosen based on how we like them, how much they post, and how many cookies Mea makes them.

*opens cookbook*

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11) DISCUSSION TAGS ARE NOT REQUIRED. REJOICE.

Yaaaaahhh! *eats minstrels*

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12) Have fun. If you don't have fun...why are you here?!

FOURTY-TWO!  

[Meacorme]

Matuso, THOU HAST AMUSEDETH ME.
Have an e-cookie! heart  

[Colgate Ciss]

No cookie for me?
Awww's.
/goes off to go write sad emo poem in corner/

 

[Lord Aslan]

Colgate Ciss

No cookie for me?
Awww's.
/goes off to go write sad emo poem in corner/

No e-cookies for people who call me older i say.....

Oh and that young gentleman is funny, higly amusing, his cookies are assured....  

[Meacorme]

...Cookies for all?
*feels all evil* sad  

[Akshamala]

Wait. So if Mea makes cookies for people, then who makes cookies for Mea?

confused

*runs off and makes cookies for Mea* heart  

[Meacorme]

Akshamala

Wait. So if Mea makes cookies for people, then who makes cookies for Mea?

confused

*runs off and makes cookies for Mea* heart

OMFGWTFBBQ THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. surprised heart heart  

[h3rsh3y]

Are we not allowed to say ********, or something?
I think someone censored it out of my post, but I dunno why. o _o  

[Reeves]

h3rsh3y

Are we not allowed to say ********, or something?
I think someone censored it out of my post, but I dunno why. o _o

What? Who did? Of course you can say ******** in here! I ******** say ******** all the ******** time!  

[Moose Lord]

Hey, what's our policy on swearing? Because I notice that the F-word is used quite often. I usually censor it using my modly powers. Should I stop or continue?

It seems to me that the F-word can often be replaced by more appropriate, better words. Please respond quickly ye godly captains and crew.