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 Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:26 pm
The Young and the Sniped was a soap opera joke story that I did way back more than a year ago in the old guild. I'm not starting it up again anytime soon but because the guild is mind numbingly boring I decided to add a game to make you guys post.
So basically anything goes, within the ToS of course. Make up some crack storyline and some minor back story stuff or just pull something out of your ...
either way the people mentioned should go along with the story and twist it around to bring others in so its just one big classic SG thread on crack.
We need to bring back the old squirrels on meth at a rave atmosphere that we used to have here.
Look at Buzz and Vlad's undying eternal love for each other.
Is Roy plotting some evil maniacal mad scientist plot against his mad scientist arch rival Sib.
Was someone trying to rob Queen Nymphie of her crown???
What has Aine secretly caught on her hidden cameras?????
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:46 pm
*sits watching the TV that is playing a video*
Heh. My snuff film market is going along well. I wonder who else would make a fine... actor. >;D
*looks at a list of SGer's names* Ah, that'll do. twisted
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:18 am
 gonk
Does that mean Aine caught Toastie putting more sla-...er... me..n..into her lovelove harem of doom closet?
Or maybe Kori finally confessing his undying love to Sibby underneath the moonlight?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:34 am
I just like doing drive-by injections. I SWEAR THATS ALL I DO D:
-stabs Aine in the neck with a syringe filled with green substance and injects it in her, then bandages it up and runs-
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:07 am
Roy Salamandra I just like doing drive-by injections. I SWEAR THATS ALL I DO D: -stabs Aine in the neck with a syringe filled with green substance and injects it in her, then bandages it up and runs- ...... Does he realize he just injected me with G-virus? O_O; Toastie- No hareming clips just yet. But, I do have the entire time Kori was confessing to Sib... also, my new snuff film market, as I said, is going along well. I just recently shot one... literally. >;D
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:19 pm
`Aine Chievious Roy Salamandra I just like doing drive-by injections. I SWEAR THATS ALL I DO D: -stabs Aine in the neck with a syringe filled with green substance and injects it in her, then bandages it up and runs- ...... Does he realize he just injected me with G-virus? O_O; Toastie- No hareming clips just yet. But, I do have the entire time Kori was confessing to Sib... also, my new snuff film market, as I said, is going along well. I just recently shot one... literally. >;D eek DID YOU SHOOT THE ROYAL COOK?
I knew he was into the snuff business ever since I tasted his meatballs (;DDDDDDD) but I didnt know it was dangerous!
You bet find me someone to cook french toast by morning or it'll be OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!! scream scream scream
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:55 pm
Nymphiedora `Aine Chievious Roy Salamandra I just like doing drive-by injections. I SWEAR THATS ALL I DO D: -stabs Aine in the neck with a syringe filled with green substance and injects it in her, then bandages it up and runs- ...... Does he realize he just injected me with G-virus? O_O; Toastie- No hareming clips just yet. But, I do have the entire time Kori was confessing to Sib... also, my new snuff film market, as I said, is going along well. I just recently shot one... literally. >;D eek DID YOU SHOOT THE ROYAL COOK?
I knew he was into the snuff business ever since I tasted his meatballs (;DDDDDDD) but I didnt know it was dangerous!
You bet find me someone to cook french toast by morning or it'll be OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!! scream scream scream But... it being dangerous is kind of the point of snuff. emo At least he'll be memorized as the guy who got his head shot in one of my films? Heh... heh heh.... Crud. Ummmm... any criteria you'd like for a new cook? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:08 pm
Do not worry, my fair lady!
I am quite excellent at baking pastries, such as muffins. I shall try mine best to cook up a plate of french toast for you in morn'. Would the madam like a spot of tea as well?
....What?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:09 pm
Fortenra Askasa Do not worry, my fair lady! I am quite excellent at baking pastries, such as muffins. I shall try mine best to cook up a plate of french toast for you in morn'. Would the madam like a spot of tea as well? ....What? mad INDEED! You're hired! Get down to the kitchen immediately! My old cook liked a whipping to keep him in line so you best be ready to get beat if my breakfast isnt absolute perfection!
Tea with 3 lumps of sugar, milk, and honey from the killers bees in Guam! Dont you dare get me dirty honey from the bees in Switzerland or it'll be a month on the rack for you!
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!!!?? scream scream scream scream
Aine - Oh my, I had no clue snuff was violent. I just know cook used to go on and on about it whilst I had him tied to the rack in the dungeons and beat him eek I always thought snuff was a type of flower...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:22 pm
Nymphiedora Fortenra Askasa Do not worry, my fair lady! I am quite excellent at baking pastries, such as muffins. I shall try mine best to cook up a plate of french toast for you in morn'. Would the madam like a spot of tea as well? ....What? mad INDEED! You're hired! Get down to the kitchen immediately! My old cook liked a whipping to keep him in line so you best be ready to get beat if my breakfast isnt absolute perfection!
Tea with 3 lumps of sugar, milk, and honey from the killers bees in Guam! Dont you dare get me dirty honey from the bees in Switzerland or it'll be a month on the rack for you!
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!!!?? scream scream scream scream
Aine - Oh my, I had no clue snuff was violent. I just know cook used to go on and on about it whilst I had him tied to the rack in the dungeons and beat him eek I always thought snuff was a type of flower... Lawl, no. "A snuff film, or snuff movie, depicts the actual killing of a human being (without the aid of special effects or other trickery) perpetrated for the medium of film for the purpose of entertainment and distribution". Courtesy of Wikipedia. XD And just why was he doing on about my snuff film ring.... ? D:<
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:21 am
*makes and serves tea*
OHGOD THE BEES STUNG ME EVERYWHERE. I THINK I'M GOING TO LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE.
If I'm not up in 3 hours please escort me to the nearest hospital. Sorry to be a bother. *passes out*
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:55 am
Fortenra Askasa *makes and serves tea* OHGOD THE BEES STUNG ME EVERYWHERE. I THINK I'M GOING TO LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE. If I'm not up in 3 hours please escort me to the nearest hospital. Sorry to be a bother. *passes out* eek OH MY Do you not LIKE deadly bee stings? Why cook used to let the bees out in the kitchen and confuse them and he had so many bee stings you could hear him screaming "YES YES STING ME HARDER BITCHES!!!" all throughout the castle!
I thought ALL cooks like beestings. If I knew you didnt like it I would have sent you to the store for normal honey!
Well it's ok, just finish making me my breakfast and then I'll make sure driver gets you to the hospital. I'm sure you'll be fine.
BUT GET ME MY BREAKFAST FIRST! scream
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:51 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:58 am
All... hail... queen... Nymphie!
*zombified peasant*
Must... hail... graaaaaaagh.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:09 am
Fortenra Askasa *makes and serves tea* OHGOD THE BEES STUNG ME EVERYWHERE. I THINK I'M GOING TO LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE. If I'm not up in 3 hours please escort me to the nearest hospital. Sorry to be a bother. *passes out* Hmmmm... *kidnaps Fort* He will make a fine subject in my films. ;D Rhino- What's this about housekeeping? Rai- Zombie! *tackleglomp* 4laugh heart
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