"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[ItsStillSuppie]

Because the magic man in the sky says they don't get candy if they don't fly.


Where do babies come from?  

[girl dinner]

From a box. Add powder into a bowl and just water before you microwave. Instant baby!

Why do sheep have to be sheered?

 

[Master Azrael Reaper]

because farmers dont know how to do cornrows in their sheepy 'fros

why did the chicken cross the road?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

because his girlfriend had just broken up with him and he was feeling suicidal.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

sorry, forgot a question.

why do i see clouds by the mountains but sun on the palm trees?  

[Dr Sciurus]

because domo-kun will rule the world

who's bright idea was it to put the ALT button next to the space bar?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

madonnas'!
why do i only own one lonely little heavy metal song?  

[Zera Stardust]

Evil magic!

Who will post next?  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Sticky Post-its.

Why do Japanese people fear Godzilla?  

[Zera Stardust]

I think it has somthing to do with yogurt.

What do you think you're doing?!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The monkey crashed your car into an extremely fat woman.



Why did the dinosaurs die out?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

because you farted.
why does eternal prince have such nasty toots?  

[Zera Stardust]

Blue

What is the ultimate question?  

[asian_rawrr_xP]

no.


why are cup noodles so yummy?  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Because they don't need water.

Why is water wet?