Well, after you have found yourself a sexy single inmate in the website Nymphie so graciously provided for us, you'll start thinking "So I'm married... now what?".
Well, I have the next step in any married relationship...
http://www.ashleymadison.com/
razz THAT'S RIGHT! Register yourself to have an affair!!!!
Now-a-days the world is just so busy, and you have to come across so many people, and are never able to find the perfect person to cheat on your significant other with. Now, having to worry about finding a person to have an affair with is a thing of the past. All you really have to worry about is how exactly you'll lie to your spouse. Will you use the "I was caught up at work again" or the fail prrof "I have to go away on business" or maybe you can get creative "I had to help this lady give birth to twins, and she named one after me, it was ever so precious, sadly the lady is going to move back to Guatemala, and no amount of pleading changed her mind, I asked her so many times to come and meet you before she left, but sadly she's made up her mind, and would not like me to keep in contact with her, I'm kind of depressed now babe, so I'll just go lie down. I'm thinking maybe we should have a baby of our own soon, I love you so much honey".
OK, I was IMPRESSED with that lie, I'll make the best cheating husband never to be caught on Cheaters. biggrin
But no, seriously, what the HELL is going on with the world, we can't even cheat on our own anymore, we have to have somebody else plan it for us... It's just sad... emo
BUT, I'm hoping I can get married soon, so I can use this website to find me a sleazy little slut bag homewrecker!! blaugh
Well, I have the next step in any married relationship...
http://www.ashleymadison.com/
razz THAT'S RIGHT! Register yourself to have an affair!!!!
Now-a-days the world is just so busy, and you have to come across so many people, and are never able to find the perfect person to cheat on your significant other with. Now, having to worry about finding a person to have an affair with is a thing of the past. All you really have to worry about is how exactly you'll lie to your spouse. Will you use the "I was caught up at work again" or the fail prrof "I have to go away on business" or maybe you can get creative "I had to help this lady give birth to twins, and she named one after me, it was ever so precious, sadly the lady is going to move back to Guatemala, and no amount of pleading changed her mind, I asked her so many times to come and meet you before she left, but sadly she's made up her mind, and would not like me to keep in contact with her, I'm kind of depressed now babe, so I'll just go lie down. I'm thinking maybe we should have a baby of our own soon, I love you so much honey".
OK, I was IMPRESSED with that lie, I'll make the best cheating husband never to be caught on Cheaters. biggrin
But no, seriously, what the HELL is going on with the world, we can't even cheat on our own anymore, we have to have somebody else plan it for us... It's just sad... emo
BUT, I'm hoping I can get married soon, so I can use this website to find me a sleazy little slut bag homewrecker!! blaugh
